**Chapter 47: Shopping with the Ghost Sisters!**
Yang Yin's eyes sparkled. "The Ghost Market is like a human bazaar—open on the 1st and 15th of each lunar month! Hundreds of ghosts gather there, along with human mystics hunting treasures. There are nine major Ghost Markets across China. Ours in Northwest China draws crowds from half the country!"
Xu Yang's imagination ran wild—*mountains of ghosts = endless Virtue Points!* But Yang Yin's next words sobered him: "The markets have Ghost Kings overseeing them, and even a rumored Market Lord who travels between realms."
Liu Shishi interjected: "The method for entering as a living person exists. Seek local occult practitioners—or that 'Spirit Management Bureau' you mentioned."
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With no customers in sight, Xu Yang proposed crafting new outfits. Liu Shishi demanded pants, complaining her legs felt drafty. Xu Yang secretly mourned his black stockings investment but obliged—sort of.
He snipped yellow paper into denim mini-shorts. Yang Yin eagerly modeled hers: "Master Xu! Sister Shishi! How do I look?"
The modernized ghost spun, her bobbed hair swishing. The micro-shorts showcased legs that would make a supermodel jealous.
Liu Shishi blushed spectral pink but eventually changed into hers. Together, the twin specters resembled mismatched sisters—Yang Yin's vivacious 1930s charm contrasting Liu Shishi's Ming-era elegance.
"Let's go downtown!" Xu Yang declared.
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At the city square, elderly couples danced to electronic remixes of revolutionary songs. Children crashed bumper cars as young lovers canoodled on benches.
"Shameless!" Liu Shishi glared at a kissing couple. "Public indecency!"
Yang Yin flicked yin energy at the pair, fogging their minds. "Why bother with such riffraff? Look—coloring statues!"
The ghosts selected plaster figurines—Liu Shishi chose Peppa Pig ("A noble swine in pink armor!"), while Yang Yin painted a Hello Kitty black ("More dignified this way").
As sunset painted the sky, Xu Yang's phone rang. Officer Wang's gruff voice announced: "The restless soul case—we're ready."
Handing the ghosts 1,000 yuan, Xu Yang said: "Keep shopping. I'll handle this exorcism."
Liu Shishi sniffed. "We have our own funds. Come, Yang Yin—I'll treat you to 'hotpot'!" She floated toward a LED-lit restaurant, misreading its neon "Hell Spicy Broth" sign as haute cuisine.
Yang Yin glanced back, whispering: "Master, the Market opens tonight! Find us after midnight!"
Xu Yang watched them vanish into the crowd—one ghost critiquing modern fashion, the other licking spectral ice cream. His Virtue Points ticked upward.
*Ding!*
*"Ghosts enjoying modern life. Virtue Points +50."*
The real haunting, it seemed, was capitalism's grip on the afterlife.