Chapter Two Chen Feiyang! Commit Suicide

"Oh, I like Wu Jiu. Wu Jiu is my master's chess friend and also my lady's Dao partner. He's a wandering immortal. Besides the Divine Realm, Clear Cool Realm, and the elusive Buddhist Lotus Realm, he can traverse any other realm without obstruction. Hmm, don't understand? Then I don't know how to explain it to you. Wu Jiu said I'm like a summer insect who cannot talk about ice. You're an even more summer summer insect, a little fly that only lives one midsummer night."

Interrupting him like this, he showed no trace of a smile, only calmly saying, "If Miss marries Feiyang, wouldn't Mr. Wu Jiu..."

He seemed to have a point. Why hadn't I thought that Wu Jiu would care?

"Wu Jiu said that favors must be repaid. Are you saying that if I really marry you, Wu Jiu would be very angry? No, if I don't repay this favor, it's Wu Jiu who would be angry with me, saying I've lost face for the 13,407th time."

He was still keeping his eyes closed, his face shifting between moods, and finally sighed deeply.

"Sigh, Miss Meng'er, Feiyang truly wants to marry you, but unfortunately, he cannot get past his own hurdle. Oh well, oh well. Miss Meng'er, you keep saying you want to repay a favor, but is repaying a favor only through pledging yourself?"

I paused for a moment. Yes, I could give him a piece of celestial jade from the Immortal Tree or a slice of vision meat, a cup of sweet spring water. These things are trivial in Kunlun. But it's said that in the mortal realm, hundreds or thousands of heads were shattered for half a piece of celestial jade that accidentally fell into the mortal world, all just for one person's immortality, resulting in over a thousand deaths.

Oh, I suppose he'd be satisfied with these things? This is a good idea, indeed better than pledging myself. This person isn't stupid. I thought with some annoyance, he seems at least a bit smarter than me.

But why, whenever I see him, does he only think about pledging himself? This… this person is indeed troublesome. When I was a Celestial Raccoon, I used to cling desperately every night to Wu Jiu's bed. Even as a wandering immortal, Wu Jiu couldn't do anything about me. Why didn't I ever think of pledging myself then?

Or maybe, a chill ran through my heart. Did this person do something to me when I was unconscious?

I widened my eyes and pushed him, "Tell me, what did you do to me before I woke up?"

He was startled, his face flushed as he lowered his head, "Feiyang… Feiyang…"

That expression was infuriatingly annoying. I used to love biting Wu Jiu, but Wu Jiu said that once I obtained a human body, I couldn't bite people indiscriminately anymore. Hmph, if it weren't for Wu Jiu's instructions, you, Chen Feiyang, right? Hmph, Chen Feiyang, I'll bite you to death!

"Tell me!"

He gritted his teeth and said, "Feiyang couldn't control himself and kissed the lady."

I breathed a sigh of relief. Being kissed isn't bad, but just a kiss alone can make me look so good after I wake up?

"And what else?"

"Nothing else. Feiyang didn't violate the lady."

"Really? Did you use any celestial artifacts or divine weapons on me? Or did you eat anything?"

He innocently replied, "Feiyang doesn't have any celestial artifacts. Eat something? Your jaws were tightly shut; I couldn't even feed you water. Oh…" Suddenly, he remembered something and turned around to pick up something from the ground where he had left his clothes when he took them off earlier, handing it to me.

"Feiyang saw that Miss's aura was too weak, so he fed her three pills."

The moment I saw him take out the jade bottle, I knew trouble was brewing. I almost cried out. Oh heavens, these are Harmony Pills from the Immortal Realm!!! Which bastard brought them to the mortal world!!

I couldn't hold back. I bit the thickest part of his shoulder. He flinched in pain but didn't make a sound. What a brat, I'll give you credit for being brave.

"You, you, you! How did you feed me? These pills are fine for one person to take, just to give mortals a few more innate energies for decades. Tell me quickly, how did you feed me!!"

He could no longer keep his eyes closed and stared at me wide-eyed. "I… you…"

"I, you idiot, say!!"

He looked at me innocently. "The pills in this jade bottle can replenish innate energy. Feiyang tried them, and they are indeed effective. Seeing Miss unconscious and not waking up, it was certainly due to insufficient innate energy, so I fed her three pills. But… but…"

I felt my eyebrows standing on end, but unfortunately, his human body didn't have claws. Otherwise, his claws would have already dug into my flesh pads, leaving marks on his face. Sigh, with my current demeanor, I'm afraid Wu Jiu would see this and yank me up by the neck to spank me!

"But what?!"

Have I become too murderous? A wave of mortal qi surged around him, seemingly struggling against my murderous intent.

"But… Feiyang finally managed to pry open Miss's jaws and fed her three pills, but those pills didn't dissolve with saliva. After several hours, they still hadn't dissolved, so…"

Oh heavens, I have no tears left to cry…

Damn Chen Feiyang! Damn Harmony Pills! Which bastard refined them?! Which bastard gave celestial pills to mortals casually!!!

I'm done for!!

That fool Chen Feiyang hesitated for a long time, but finally spoke up.

"So… Feiyang still couldn't control himself and kissed the lady, but the pills did dissolve."

I really felt like dying. Tears streamed down my face.

Oh heavens, what kind of calamity is this!

I wiped my tears. "Alright, you're good. You actually ate the Harmony Pills, which are meant for immortal partners during dual cultivation, and even followed the Immortal Realm's dosage regulations. Chen Feiyang! It's hard for me not to marry you! Moreover, you will never age or die naturally from now on. Ascending to the Immortal Realm is difficult, but if you stubbornly stick with me to Kunlun, and even if I ascend to the Clear Cool Realm in the future, no one in this world can deny it! Chen Feiyang, you big bastard! If I want to become immortal partners with Wu Jiu, I must first send you into reincarnation. If I kill you, my Daoheart will be ruined. If I don't kill you, Wu Jiu can never become immortal partners with me. You… you… you… Chen Feiyang! Commit suicide yourself."

I continued wiping my tears, wallowing in self-pity, without even looking at the unlucky Chen Feiyang.

Thankfully, after being a Celestial Raccoon for hundreds of years, although I had changed into a sincere human body, my hearing didn't seem to have deteriorated.

Where did that sword sound come from in this dilapidated house?

A shock went through my heart. When I looked up, I saw Chen Feiyang pulling his long sword across his neck.

I didn't have time to think. Instinctively, I reached out to block him.

It hurts so much.

I stared blankly as bright red blood flowed from my right arm like a spring, yet this mortal weapon could still hurt me?

I habitually pursed my lips, wanting to cry. Wu Jiu, where are you? It hurts so much.

Chen Feiyang panicked, quickly throwing his sword to the ground and grabbing a sheet from the bed to wrap around my arm.

He panicked, but I remained calm. Oh, Wu Jiu isn't in this realm. From now on, I have to rely entirely on myself. This guy doesn't seem very trustworthy.

Fearing he might try to commit suicide again, I lifted my bleeding right arm, pointing the throbbing wound at his nose. "Chen Feiyang, listen to me. Within these seven realms, anyone who kills my husband, I will never let things go peacefully with them, even if it's you! Even if you reach the Ghost Lord's place, or enter the next reincarnation cycle, no one in this world can deny it! Believe it or not?"

After saying that, I glared at him hatefully and then used my left hand to form a seal, softly chanting a few lines and circling the bleeding area on my right arm three times.

Hmm, Lady let me master Hua Weijun as my teacher, and it really works. Our Kunlun clan doesn't focus much on spells, only on cultivating the heart, so being with mortals isn't much different. But fortunately, after hundreds of years, I still learned some things from my master and Wu Jiu, so at least Immortal Realm spells work in the mortal realm.

However, when I was in the mortal realm, I always followed Wu Jiu, never needing to act on my own. Naturally, I was lazier than when I was diligently cultivating. I used this seal three times before the blood finally started to slow down. But I didn't know what kind of weapon this guy was using. There were no signs of the wound on my right arm healing. Sigh, what a worry.

I was deeply troubled, thinking about whether Hua Weijun or Wu Jiu had taught me any celestial seals that could heal wounds, when someone carefully lifted my arm, and sharp pain shot through the wound.

I forcefully broke free, "It hurts!"

He calmly said, "These are golden healing medicines. My golden healing medicines work very well. It's just that I've never been afraid of pain, so I chose some medicines that are painful for better effects." Saying that, he lifted my arm again, sprinkled some pungent ginger powder onto the wound, then tore several cloth straps from the sheet to bandage the wound.

However, after bandaging it up, he didn't want to let go of my arm. His handsome face, marked with several scars, showed signs of inner turmoil, seemingly starting to become confused again.

I sighed, pulled my arm back from his hand, tore off a strip from the sheet, and covered his eyes.

"Enough. Since we both took the Harmony Pills, I don't need to mention anything about repaying favors or pledging myself. You are my only husband in these seven realms. Anyway, I can't find Wu Jiu. He's probably in the Divine Realm now and won't come out until a thousand years later when his soul is settled. The Clear Cool Realm is a place where no immortals or gods can go. Since you're my husband and we took the Harmony Pills together, let's dual cultivate. In a thousand years, you and I can diligently practice. If we manage to ascend to the Clear Cool Realm within this time, Wu Jiu won't be able to find me when he returns, so he won't be sad watching me or annoyed with you."

As he spoke, I felt my heart painfully torn apart. I thought that not seeing Wu Jiu for a thousand years wasn't too bad, but if I never see him again for eternity after that, what's the point of living?

However, Wu Jiu once told me to go with the flow and survive no matter how hard it is to wait for the day we reunite. I promised Wu Jiu, so I couldn't give up. But, but, with this mortal named Feiyang, how could Meng'er shamelessly reunite with my Wu Jiu?

Hearing me speak like this, Chen Feiyang's smile became quite pale. He shook his head and said, "Feiyang acted foolishly and please forgive me. Even though I like you, Feiyang didn't intend to take advantage of you like this. Miss Meng'er, since your Kunlun clan can refine these pills, is there no cure?"

I smiled too, but probably in a somewhat sorrowful manner, even despairingly. "Husband, you and I took the Harmony Pills when Meng'er first obtained her human body and her Daoheart solidified. Setting aside the fact that Harmony Pills, meant for mutual affection before dual cultivation, have never had a cure, even if there was a cure, how about finding a way to melt my current human body with a Transformed Arrow, disperse my Daoheart again with tribulation thunder, and then feed me the cure?"

He sighed deeply. He didn't speak.

I also sighed deeply. I didn't speak.

After a long while, I suddenly remembered something and jumped up, shouting at him.

"Chen Feiyang! How could you possibly have Harmony Pills from the Immortal Realm? Also, during my tribulation when the heavenly thunder struck me, how could you, a mere mortal, get so close?!"