Chapter 20: HELP! Now Everyone Thinks We're a Love Triangle?!
Step One: Run Away (And Fail, Obviously)
After the Love Tester Machine EXPLODED, people started whispering.
"Oh my! A love triangle?!"
"She's dating BOTH of them?"
"That's so scandalous… and romantic!"
I froze.
EXCUSE ME, WHAT?!
Damian and Lila just stood there, smiling.
LIKE THEY WEREN'T BEING ACCUSED OF A POLY RELATIONSHIP IN PUBLIC.
I grabbed Damian's sleeve. "Do something!"
He tilted his head. "Like what?"
I turned to Lila. "Help me out here!"
She thought for a second.
Then held my hand tighter.
"Why? It's not a bad idea."
I SCREAMED INTERNALLY.
Step Two: Make It Worse (Because Of Course)
I yanked my hands away.
"OKAY. WE ARE LEAVING."
Damian: "Not yet."
Lila: "We have more things to do."
I glared. "NO. MORE. DATE. ACTIVITIES."
Damian: "Fine."
…
WAIT.
TOO EASY.
I squinted. "What's the catch?"
Damian grinned. "Let's just take a photo before we go."
…Oh.
That's not so bad—
WAIT.
"YOU MEAN A COUPLE PHOTO?!"
Lila nodded. "Obviously."
I wanted to CRY.
Step Three: Get Trapped in a Romantic Photo
Before I could run, Lila grabbed my shoulders.
Damian stood behind me.
The photographer smiled. "Say 'love triangle'!"
I refused.
Damian: "Love triangle."
Lila: "Love triangle."
I hissed. "TRAITORS."
FLASH!
OH NO.
The photographer handed us the picture.
I looked.
…AND NEARLY FAINTED.
In the photo—
Lila was smiling sweetly, holding my hand.
Damian was behind me, looking at me like I was his entire world.
And me?
I LOOKED LIKE A SHY, BLUSHING PRINCESS.
I collapsed. "I'm ruined."
Damian pocketed the photo. "I'm keeping this."
Lila took a second copy. "Me too."
I screamed.
Step Four: Accept My Doom (Temporarily)
We FINALLY left