[CH:1] Deadpool: This is how you love me.

Squeak! ~

In a dilapidated house, gas is spreading little by little...

A few slices of burnt toast and black poached eggs lay quietly on the dining table, emitting black smoke.

A card with a red man on it was nailed to the table by a cold dagger.

'There are a few more people on the naughty list, Daddy is going out to deal with them, don't worry, Daddy will be back soon! I love you so much handsome guy.'

In the bedroom on the second floor, Bai Yan was sleeping soundly.

The gas creeps into his nose little by little, and the strange smell instantly shatters the beautiful dream of the 18-year-old "good boy".

"Fuck!"

In an instant, he closed his left eye and opened his right eye alone. A magical and strange six-pointed star pattern instantly filled his right eye.

He raised his right hand, and the entire palm was a sacred white color. In the middle of the palm was a very clear number - 5. "Choose the gas explosion rule! Choose the gas combustion rule!"

The words fell!

In the world observed by the right eye, two white lines emerge from the gas.

Phew! ~

"When that guy comes back, I'm going to smash his head!"

Bai Yan took a deep breath, grabbed the two white lines with his right hand, and broke them with one pull!

Turn on the bedroom light casually.

Poof! A fart sounded.

The gas explosion and combustion that would have been caused by electricity did not happen!

He opened his eyes and rubbed his head, confused, "What was I thinking?"

"Forget it, let's go have breakfast first!"

After putting on his clothes and looking at his muscular body in the mirror, Bai Yan smiled brightly, "This body is enough to drive women crazy!"

He didn't originally belong to this world. A heart disease in his previous life sent him here.

Reborn as a Chinese child, he was thrown into a trash can in Queens, New York. A woman picked him up and gave Bai Yan a complete family.

However, the good times did not last long. The adoptive father in the family passed away suddenly, and the adoptive mother numbed herself with junk food and alcohol all day long, and eventually passed away!

The only brother left was Wade Wilson, which made the grown-up Bai Yan feel miserable.

That guy is just a little bitch!

Sitting at the dining table, looking at such an excellent breakfast!

I silently put on my schoolbag and went to school to eat something!

"Now a morning news, a gunfight broke out on the intercity highway bridge, and a strange man in red clothes..."

Red clothes?

"Fuck…"

He glanced at the note pinned by the dagger and said, "That idiot, is he planning to come back with missing arms and legs again?"

Bai Yan doesn't want to see such a disgusting side again.

He dropped his schoolbag, rode the motorcycle he had bought from odd jobs, and rushed onto Ditko Avenue.

On the crosstown highway in McKinneysburg, two cars collided and jumped into the air, spinning rapidly in the air.

Suddenly, a red head popped out of the camera, and Deadpool stared at the camera, "I think I forgot to turn off the gas when I came out!"

Boom! ~

The colliding cars exploded instantly, and heat waves swept the streets.

"Hey, hey, hey, I only have twelve bullets, can you share them?"

Ta-ta-ta~

There was a series of bullet attacks as they madly fired at the junked car in front of Deadpool, as if the bullets were free.

Hearing the footsteps of the enemy in the distance, Deadpool suddenly jumped up, pulled the trigger on his pistol, bang!

The fatal bullet took a person's life in an instant.

Blood exploded from the back of his head, and a blood flower in his eye bloomed in the air.

Bang!

After a series of wonderful performances, Deadpool used up all his twelve bullets.

Ding! ~

The shell falls to the ground,

"Francis, are you there..."

He suddenly opened a car door, "Here..., fuck! Where is that bastard!"

At this time, Bai Yan sprinted at full speed, broke through the crowd and came to Deadpool.

"Are you stupid!~"

Bai Yan was speechless. "Hurry up and get in the car, or else when the X-Men and the Avengers show up, you won't be able to show off like this anymore!"

"Call me daddy!"

Seeing that it was his younger brother who grew up with him, Deadpool sat on the hood of the car with his fat butt, and he was full of arrogance.

He closed his right eye slightly, and the hexagram pattern on his left eye lit up again, "Choose the Deadpool speaking rules!"

"Don't…don't…!"

Bang!

Deadpool, who was fooled by Bai Yan's strange ability, instantly jumped behind the motorcycle and hugged Bai Yan's iron waist with both hands, "Your waist is much stronger than Beckham's."

"roll!"

As he started the car and was about to rush out, Nightcrawler from the X-Men team stood in front of the motorcycle with Jean Grey, Colossus and Bullet.

In the sky behind, there stood two members of the Avengers, Iron Man and Thor.

Looking at this scene, Bai Yan supported his forehead with one hand, "Stupid, is there any way now?"

"way?"

Even in the face of so many powerful enemies, Deadpool smiled and drew out the two swords he was familiar with, "I have protected you since you were a child. This time, as long as you shout out that you love me, I will kill all these people!"

Bai Yan was originally a little moved when he saw the tall and majestic back of Deadpool's brother. He wanted to smash this guy's head in an instant.

"Fuck you, if I didn't want to see you in prison, would I be here now?"

"Oh! Is this how you love me?"

Golden tickets..?