Just received a new phone.
Qin Shi fiddled with an orange puppy, soft and bouncy, it felt quite pleasant to knead.
The latter was very obsequious, its antenna-like tail spinning like a windmill, occasionally making a beeping sound.
"Did you kill it? What is that, let me have a look."
Curious, Qin Shi poked it and found the interface resembled a food delivery app.
[Group Purchase][Chop a Deal][Didi Hit People][Weapon Delivery][Interplanetary Errands]...
"This style doesn't seem quite right."
Qin Shi hadn't even clicked in before a "New User Special Discount" pop-up message appeared.
Upon opening, it turned out to be a free red packet that read "First Order Discount of 5000."
At the very bottom, there were extremely small characters in flyspeck print.
A minimum spend of 500,000 is required to use.
"What a shameless merchant! Spend 500 bucks on takeout and get a 5-cent discount coupon!"