Chapter 1

"Look closely, this man is named Karl."

At this moment, he frowned and stared at the internal Navy newspaper he held in his hands. To be precise, it was the news titled "The 24th Marine Training Camp of Navy Headquarters Is Starting Soon."

"Hmm..."

Karl sighed with relief, closed the newspaper, grabbed a napkin... then tucked in his pants, blushed, lit a cigarette, and continued to kill time.

[The host has accumulated 1,000 paid visits to the toilet, the Idleness System is activated, the host's profession is being determined... Profession successfully assigned!]

[Daily Task]: Idle for 3 hours, no restrictions on how you idle. Reward: Enhancement card for a chosen attribute + a random additional reward.

"1 hour and 21 minutes accumulated for today's workday, keep it up."

"Damn! What's happening?" Karl incredulously patted his head and looked around suspiciously.

Damn it! Could going to the toilet cause hallucinations?

Or did he finally get a long-awaited "golden finger"?

Yes, Karl is a time traveler who accidentally ended up in this familiar yet strange world where pirates reign everywhere.

He has average abilities, average luck, and an average background. For the sake of his own life, he had no choice but to join the Navy to stay warm.

Karl joined the Navy at the age of 14, starting as a runner boy. Ten years later, he became the Captain of the 108th branch of the Northern Sea Fleet.

In fairness, Karl considered himself merely a passerby in this world, remarkable only for his good looks.

But now his luck had finally changed!

"A system? An Idleness System?"

"Yes!"

...

After chatting with the Idleness System, Karl finally understood what it was.

Simply put, as long as you engage in activities unrelated to your work during work hours, you start accumulating idle time, and you receive rewards upon reaching the daily limit of idle time.

Karl's profession is the Navy. His current daily job is maintaining public order. Anything not related to maintaining public order is considered idleness. This was easy for Karl.

He dared not say another word. He was too skilled at idling. Otherwise, he would not have become a branch Captain by now.

[Career Mode "Idleness" activated, "Training Camp Storm" task released]: enter the Navy Headquarters Marine Training Camp, become a recruit, and start happily idling at Navy Headquarters!

Reward: random Devil Fruit.

[Achievement "Silent as a Virgin" for accumulating 1000 bathroom visits]: in a static state, the recovery speed of physical strength is doubled.

Karl was stunned, mechanically opened the newspaper and murmured:

"The 24th Marine Training Camp? Luckily, just in time! Just tell the boss, but..."

Then Karl spent another hour in the bathroom, smoked an entire pack of cigarettes before exiting, refreshed, and headed straight to his immediate supervisor's office.

Knock, knock, knock…

"Come in!"

Karl swung the door open and entered the office. Inside sat a balding man in a cloak of justice, calmly sipping coffee.

Whack! Karl slapped a newspaper with the announcement of the Marine Training Camp's opening on Charles's desk, looked at him with glowing eyes, and said in a deep voice:

"Boss Charles, I want to go to the Navy Headquarters to study!"

Commodore Charles squinted, recalling how long it had been since he had seen Karl so energetic? Two years? Three? But he was very glad to see that his former subordinate had come around.

He had no idea that Karl simply wanted to complete the task and change his surroundings to go fishing, that's all.

"Karl, I remember wanting to recommend you to the training camp at the headquarters at least three times, but you always refused. Now you're asking to go to the Marine Training Camp yourself. Can I know why?"

"No reason. I just want to go to the Navy Headquarters to see how capable these so-called elite marines are."

Charles shook his head helplessly. Karl was clearly not being truthful, but he didn't want to ask unnecessary questions, so he could only say:

"Alright, just don't get on the wrong side of those monsters while you're there. Remember, the 108th branch will always be your home!"

Karl nodded vigorously, deeply moved. If things didn't work out at the Navy Headquarters, he would come back to be on the payroll as a layabout!

Two days later, the Navy ship sent from headquarters arrived on time. The officer who came for Karl was named Charles. He had long arms and dark skin, a rugged face, and the rank of colonel. He was very brutal during his first meeting with Karl.

"Little white face, why are you still standing there? Don't waste my time; there are a lot of new recruits waiting for me to pick them up!"

Karl was taken aback and then realized: what's with "little white face"? Are you eating my rice? Do you know how popular I am with the local women?

But Karl could only keep these words to himself. By the way, looking at Charles's strong and well-developed muscles, he had no doubt that the man could beat him to death with a single punch.

"Yes, Sir!"

Ignoring his manner, Karl quickly boarded the middle-sized military ship and hastily bid farewell to Colonel Charles. The ship soon left the port, heading to the next branch.

Seven days later, the Navy ship sailed on the sea, bound for the Marine Headquarters in Marineford. Karl leaned lazily and casually against the railing, his back to the sunset.

Nearby, several female marines looked at him as if he were crazy. Karl smiled at them, and they turned away in embarrassment, not daring to meet his gaze.

Honestly, Karl wasn't that tall, standing at just 192 cm.

Black suit pants hugged his lean hips, a slightly unbuttoned white shirt collar revealed his angular physique, deep eyes, and captivating face. He was a walking transmitter of hormones, and it was no surprise that the female marines were bewitched.

[Daily tasks completed, selected attribute enhancement card obtained, lifespan +10 days]

[10 daily tasks completed in total, attributes panel unlocked, do you want to check the attributes immediately?]

It's been ten days since he got the idleness system, and Karl had been handling the daily tasks perfectly. Now he had 10 selected attribute enhancement cards and a bunch of other stuff.

Including, but not limited to, potato chips, sweet drinks for homebodies, etc., all of which were bonus rewards, but not everything. Once, Karl was very lucky and gained 100 days of life.

Karl, without hesitation, silently said:

"Check attributes!"

Owner: Karl

Age: 24 years

Physical Strength: F+

Perception: F-

Will: E

Special Ability: Silent as a Virgin

Looking at his attributes, Karl frowned slightly but soon calmed down. Before receiving the system, he was just an ordinary man with average abilities, and there are many ordinary people in the world.

But now...

"System, use 5 selected attribute enhancement cards to boost physical strength!"