I Don't Want To Get Pregnant

"Shut up! Don't talk carelessly!" Alice deftly poked Jordi's head.

"Do you know... that I've been in love with you all this time?"

Alice shook her head.

"That means you're stupid!" Now it was Jordi's turn to poke Alice's head.

"I'm smarter than you; the proof is that I got a scholarship." Alice was not accepted because Jordi said she was stupid.

"In terms of studies, you are indeed smart, but in terms of feelings, you are the number one stupidest woman in my life," sneered Jordi with a characteristically seductive smile. Annoying but too handsome to pass up.

"What ever!" Alice was too lazy to look at Jordi's face, which made her heart pound even more. Jordi took Alice's right hand and kissed it.

"I love you, Alice. No matter what!" Jordi stared at Alice's beautiful eyes. "Please, love me," Jordi begged with a sad look.

"I... hmm... can we just be friends? Like before?"