Is This What They Call a Bad Day?

Many people desire wealth, fame, and power, but not me; I may not have much, but I pride myself on being the happiest man alive.

I have a great job as the manager of a pest control company, I have enough to live a comfortable life, and my girlfriend is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me.

I know there's a lot more to the world out there, but I am content right where I am.

"You've done great work for this company, unfortunately, we're making budget cuts. So... you're fired."

Eh?

"Sir, this card was also declined. Is there a different way you can pay for the dinner?"

Huh?

"It's not that I don't like you, you're just kinda... boring. I don't think we should see each other anymore."

What...

Is this what they call a bad day?