The One with Ross's Wedding I

Chapter 19 

The music in the reception area played softly, mingling with the hum of light conversation and clinking glasses. I was trying to keep a low profile when I overheard something that made me freeze. 

Evelyn, chatting with Andrea Waltham, leaned in and said, "Still with that husband, huh?" 

Andrea gave a tight smile and sighed. "Yes. Unfortunately." 

Before I could process that, I heard Emily nearby say, "Oh, here comes my dad and stepmom. This is Steven and Andrea Waltham." 

Steve gave a polite nod and extended a hand to the Gellers, smiling warmly. "How do you do? Nice to meet you." 

Andrea, however, didn't even notice them. She was still deep in conversation with Evelyn, completely ignoring Steve's subtle gestures. 

"Eh, darling… the Gellers?" he prompted, tilting his head toward the couple waiting to be acknowledged. 

Evelyn and Andrea didn't even flinch, too engrossed in catching up over the last decade of passive-aggressive friendship. 

Meanwhile, I spotted Uncle Charlie just a few feet away from them, his eyes locked on someone. 

Between the Gellers, standing tall in a sleek red dress, was Monica. Gorgeous. 

Charlie adjusted his collar, smirked, and stepped forward like a lion spotting his next meal. 

"Hi there," he said smoothly, voice dipped in charm. "Charlie Harper." 

My heart skipped. He was talking to Monica. Monica Geller. 

I knew this moment. This wedding was where Monica and Chandler were supposed to get together. It was the start of one of the best couples I'd ever seen on TV. And now my uncle—my unpredictable, flirt-powered uncle—was walking right into the middle of it. 

I stood frozen, caught between a fanboy's loyalty to canon and the very real possibility that Charlie might derail everything. 

Should I stop him? 

Should I let things play out? 

Before I could elaborate more, I heard a voice nearby say, "She is self-involved. I should never have married her." 

"Sorry, what?" Andrea suddenly stopped mid-sentence with Evelyn. 

"It's the Gellers, darling," Steven said, trying to guide her attention. "There's one—and there's the other." 

He pointed toward Jack and Judy Geller. 

Andrea finally snapped out of her conversation, blinking toward them. 

"And obviously, there my son is with one of them," Evelyn added reproachfully, narrowing her eyes at the sight of Charlie charming Monica. 

Andrea finally turned and offered a quick, polite smile to the group. "Lovely to meet you," she said automatically—then turned straight back to Evelyn, continuing the conversation as if the interruption hadn't happened. 

Steven lingered awkwardly and muttered under his breath, "Nice of you to pay half the wedding," before trailing behind Andrea. 

A little later, we were seated at one of the tables. Monica was sitting next to Charlie—of course. I was across from them, next to Dad, trying not to visibly cringe. Then I saw two familiar figures approaching the table. 

Chandler and Joey. 

As soon as their eyes locked onto Charlie, the tension became visible. Joey and Charlie shared a look between them, intense and vaguely territorial. 

I nudged Dad and whispered, "It's like watching Animal Planet. Two lions spotting each other on the savannah." 

Monica glanced between Joey and Chandler, sensing the static in the air. "What's going on between you two?" 

Joey crossed his arms, clearly annoyed. "Chandler said I embarrassed him." 

Charlie leaned back in his chair, grinning. "Exactly like Alan." 

Alan blinked. "Wait, what did I do?" 

Charlie patted him on the shoulder. "You exist. It's enough." 

Monica raised an eyebrow, looking amused. "So… this is your family?" 

I groaned. "Unfortunately, yes. And we brought our chaos across the ocean just for this wedding." 

——— 

A clinking of a fork on glass silenced the room. Chandler stood up, awkwardly holding his champagne glass. 

"I'd like to toast Ross and Emily," he began. "Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast… or Melba toast, if you will." 

(No one laughed. Silence.) 

Chandler cleared his throat, visibly flustered. 

"Okay. I've known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend." 

(Ross looked mortified.) 

"And I thought things were going to work out for him… until the day he over-inflated her." 

Chandler laughed. No one else did. Jack Geller glanced awkwardly at Judy. 

"Oh dear God…" Chandler muttered. 

A cell phone rang in the distance. 

"And I'm sure we're all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean, to think—my friend getting married in Monty Hall." 

(Still nothing.) 

"Oh come on! Monty Hall! Let's Make a Deal! Come on, you people!!" 

He paused, gave up. 

"All right, forget it. Congratulations, Ross and Emily." 

He sat down, face redder than his wine. 

I glanced at Charlie, who winced and muttered, "Oof." 

"Yeah," I said, "that hurt to watch." 

Without even touching my fork to a glass, I slowly stood up. "Well, after that silence, I don't think I even need to clink anything." 

There were a few muffled laughs. 

"I don't know Ross that well. Maybe for… a little more than half an hour now," I began. "But I already feel a weird connection. Like… he reminds me of my dad." 

That got some chuckles 

"So when I heard he got engaged after dating for six weeks, I actually said out loud: 'That's totally something my dad would do!' "

Now there was real laughter. Especially from Uncle Charlie and Gramma 

"And tonight," I continued, "I discovered another similarity between them: both of their first marriages ended… because their wives turned out to be lesbians. How cool is that?" 

That one landed. The whole room burst into laughter. Monica nearly choked on her drink. Charlie and Evelyn ware clapping the table. Dad and Ross, on the other hand, were looking daggers to me 

I raised my glass. "To Ross and Emily—may this one work out a little better." 

The room echoed with clinks of glasses and continued laughter. For once, I wasn't just part of the chaos—I was the one who tamed it.