Road to The Table

Nobody has some Wick-ness. Well, not exactly nobody (reprise). Nobody has a Wick-ness. Nobody but Wick Man, that is. Is he lawyering up because his reputation was shot? Guess so (Soooooo weak). Yep, so Wick, like Atomic Blonde. The AB with no C, Charlize is that C. See Charlize? She completes the ABC like mi does do re mi. Myth, its a myth that ABC is simple (Its not). It's Atomic Blonde Charlize and that's bisexual (Hell yeah!!)

Nobody with Pig is weak but Wick with his 'Pig' taken is nobody no body can body and that includes Nobody but don't tell Jimmy McGill. Instead, Better Call Saul. Better Call Saul. They are breaking a bird. The Man of Tarsus would hate to miss that so better call Saul. Better Call Saul. Not Paul for the poll has already been conducted. Results are out and the birth-name wins. Winner is better than Breaking Bad. Why? Because braking bad is not good. Bad men need a shot? Better Call Saul. So…tell Saul that Wick has a job for Goodman. Tell Saul that a Sol needs devouring. Tell Saul that Wick needs the 'good man' in Goodman. Tell Saul that Wick needs Sköll

Skol! Glasses are clinked, mead is sipped and The Table returns to watching Wick.

No more Pig talk from Wick. They murdered his Muttley so his Mean Machine returns the favour (call him Dick Dastardly)

Skol! Cups are raised, redrum is drunk and The Table returns to watching John.