Wow

Lady Bird is just wowzer, a coming-of-age wow. Wowzer!!! Midsommar is just wowie, a horror wow. Wowie!! Babyteeth is slightly less than wow, a coming of age comedy wowette. Wowette! The Circle is just nowhere near wow, a techno-thriller wāw. No fish caught… 

As for Watson, uh, Watson…

What, son?

Son: What I'm trying to say, Father, is that the better Emma is Stone.

Father: Stone, huh. I see.

Son: Don't see, do! Throw a stone into the sea called Hollywood and see its ripples, follow their outward travel from the point of impact and you might, might just impact my opinion of you as substantially and significantly as the movie musical genre was impacted by La La Land.