Popular was the European Football Championship of 2024 (Euro 24) and one of the most popular teams among them was Spain. As for Spain…
Euro 2024 Group Stage - Say a thing about Croatia, say it's a Luka. That said, Spain is three a looker, so beautiful Italy shot herself in the foot just to get her attention. Spain's response? She left her bleeding, wrestled tavë kosi from Albania's unwilling hands then…Stalin.
Euro 2024 Round of 16 - Georgia's George was scared stiff of the Dragon, so scared he pissed himself. Dragon smells defeat and…Hitler's next. Dragon vs Hitler, BEGIN!
Euro 2024 Quarter-Final - Dragon's flame reddens Hitler's green. Grinning through the flames (and the pain), Hitler's toothbrush mustache (red-hot) brushes past Dragon's cheek, wiping that sneering grin from its face and replacing it with respect most red. Reading the fighting intent in each other's eyeballs, they both charge for the kill, dragon-claw ramming into burning mustache. Another ram. Another RAM. Another R.A.M. Another Random Access but no Memory for dragon-claw plunging into burning hair is happening in real-time. Dragon wins. Victory but not without cost for the Dragon had its toe burnt at the last therefore has to limp away from the battle against St. George. Limps away from that momentous battle into The Louvre…
Euro 2024 Semi Final - And so it came to be that the Dragon stepped into The Louvre where The Coronation of Napoleon was in full swing? Bit too early, don't you think, thought the Dragon but Napoleon did not think, only rushed at the Dragon and gave him an Attitude Adjustment. Attitude changed, the Dragon thanked yet-uncoronated Napoleon with a Sweet Chin Music and when it was clear that yet-uncoronated-Napoleon had not gone sweet on him, the Dragon sighed and went Tombstone on him. Kept the stone as a spoil of war. Got stoned but that was after the question was answered. What question?
Euro 2024 Final - "Knight or Conquistador?" The answer: "Spare me the memoir bombshells. I'd rather meet a bombshell so its Spain for me. After all, Spain has Aitana Bonmatí and England's Harry Kane ain't competing with that beauty. No way that he is."
- Luka Modric (Croatian captain and best player)
- Italian own goal that led to a 1-0 loss against Spain
- Hard fought victory against Albania
- Stalin was born in Georgia
- 1, 2, 3 goal difference in Spain’s victory
- Spain vs Germany
- Spain scores first against Germany
- Germany scores against Germany
- goal scored in the 89th minute destroyed Spain’s hopes of a normal time victory
- Extra time
- Spain score another goal
- Dani Carvajal sent off with a red at the last moments of extra time
- Finish the match with 10 players
- Spain vs France
- Victory for France was a foregone conclusion?
- John Cena’s finishing move (WWE) / France’s first goal
- Shawn Michaels’s finishing move / Spain’s first goal
- The Undertaker’s finishing move / Spain’s second goal which took down France
- England vs Spain
- Prince Harry’s memoir (Spare, 2023) was full of them
- 2024’s best player in football AKA the beautiful game therefore She is also the most beautiful in the beautiful game. That, and She is also just really beautiful too (Absolutely dazzling smile😍)
