Sphincter Destroyer, Little Flying Rods, Here They Come!
He strolled back towards the clan grounds as if on a leisurely walk.
Yamanaka Kei looked at the wisps of smoke rising from the direction of his residence, and the few elders of the clan who, upon seeing him, wore teasing expressions.
He could guess with his toes that Kushina was definitely at his house right now.
Remembering what Namikaze Minato had mentioned when leaving Konoha, about what he had seen and heard in the temporary Jonin Waiting Station.
Yamanaka Kei felt a slight tingling in his scalp.
Given Kushina's habit of running to the Jonin Waiting Station whenever she had nothing to do.
It was impossible for those rumors not to have reached her ears.
The loan became the wedding gift, the deposit slip became the ironclad proof of their relationship, staying overnight became the solid evidence of cohabitation...
"Santian, come here."
Yamanaka Kei beckoned to Yamanaka Santian, who was carrying a basket of vegetables and had just returned from outside.
"Clan uncle, what's the matter?"
Yamanaka Santian, who had just become a sixth-year student at the Ninja Academy this year, still had the clear foolishness of a young man in his eyes.
Seeing his clan uncle beckoning him, he ran over happily.
"During the time I was away, have the clan heads of our Ino-Shika-Cho three clans been beaten?"
"Ah? Who would dare to beat our clan heads?"
"...Do you know where the temporary Jonin Waiting Station is after the Jonin Waiting Station was destroyed?"
"Y-yes, I know."
"Has it been demolished?"
"Ah? N-no, it hasn't."
"Please continue to maintain your clear gaze, and go home for dinner early."
Yamanaka Kei generously took out a few two-hundred-ryo bills from his pocket and stuffed them into Yamanaka Santian's hands.
"Hehe~ Thank you, clan uncle!"
Yamanaka Santian grinned, put away the banknotes, and ran towards his home, skipping and jumping.
Just a few small questions, and he could get so much pocket money, clan uncle is indeed the most generous man in the clan!
Yamanaka Kei indirectly got the answer he wanted.
Immediately, his heart was no longer flustered, his face was no longer red, his breathing was no longer short, and he walked with a vigorous stride!
If Nara Shikaku, Yamanaka Inoichi, and Akimichi Choza, these gossip initiators, had not been beaten, it could only mean that Kushina had not vented her anger on them.
Then the fact that the temporary Jonin Waiting Station had not been demolished could only mean that Kushina had known about these rumors in advance.
Or rather, these rumors were spread with her consent.
Although he didn't know how Nara Shikaku and the others had communicated with Kushina.
But for Kushina to agree to something like this, it also meant that she had laid her cards on the table and wasn't pretending anymore!
She just wanted to be with him!
Otherwise, which girl could accept such rumors?
Hehehehe～(ﾉ´▽｀)ﾉ♪
From now on, should he be more proactive?
The girl had already gone this far, so as the man, he had to show enough sincerity and attitude.
After all, feelings are mutual.
He couldn't let the girl take the lead even in confessing, right?
Yamanaka Kei put his hands in his pockets, humming a cheerful tune from his previous life, and walked towards his home with a swagger.
Several old men sitting at the entrance of the clan grounds looked at each other.
"What's wrong with him?"
"I don't know, but I saw him give money to that Santian kid, so he should have found out."
"Does Tsunade-sama not have any deterrent power?"
"I thought he would run away as soon as he heard Tsunade-sama's name. Last time, Jiraiya-sama offended Tsunade-sama, and that punch..."
"My mom... cough, my wife just called me for dinner, I'll go back first."
"Same here, it's noon, time for lunch."
"Yeah, yeah!"
The clansmen who had gathered at the entrance of the clan grounds scattered like birds and beasts.
And before Yamanaka Kei could even return to his doorstep.
Several sensing ninjutsu with different Chakra signatures steadily fixed their sensing range at his doorstep.
"???"
Yamanaka Kei frowned.
Seriously, are you old guys with missing arms and legs really that bored?
You have to gossip about someone's love life.
If the sensory barrier at home wasn't activated, would you directly sense what's going on inside the house?
And these sensory ninjutsu that you think are hidden.
One or two might be fine.
Normally, not many people in Konoha could detect them.
But with eight of them mixed together, anyone could sense the peeping, right!
He raised a middle finger high towards the sky.
Yamanaka Kei made up his mind that he had to open the planned breakfast shop as soon as possible.
Aren't these old guys just bored?
Grinding tofu, grinding soy milk, steaming buns, pinching wontons, frying dough sticks, making pancakes, frying shrimp dumplings...
Don't panic, there's plenty of work for you to do!
But for now, he still had to calm them down first.
"Demonic Illusion: Little Flying Rods, Here They Come~!"
Yamanaka Kei maintained the posture of pointing his middle finger to the sky, directly forcing the spiritual shock generated by the Genjutsu into these ten or so sensory ninjutsu.
"Ouch~ you little bastard! You're playing dirty!"
"Oww! My hemorrhoids!"
"Bah! You little bastard! Your old aunt was just looking at you, and you actually used such a vicious technique!"
"Old man! Come and help me take a look~"
"You're not even fifty years old yet! And you're already shitting your pants? You you you..."
"Old woman, let me explain..."
The originally quiet Yamanaka Clan's compound was filled with noise for a time.
Especially the family of the clan uncle whose sphincter was out of control after being hit by a 'Demonic Illusion: Little Flying Rods, Here They Come!'.
It was a chaotic scene for a while.
Yamanaka Kei noticed that all the sensory ninjutsu had disappeared and nodded in satisfaction.
Standing in front of his own door, he took several deep breaths.
After sorting out his emotions, he twisted the handle and opened the door.
"I'm back."
Yamanaka Kei's voice carried a hint of gentleness that he didn't usually have.
But when he saw the golden-haired woman sitting in the living room behind the entrance hall with her legs wide open, holding a bottle of sake, and looking drunk.
His smile froze on his face.
Crap!
He guessed wrong!
"Hmm? You brat! I've been waiting for you for a long time!"
Tsunade's hand holding the sake bottle paused slightly.
Her red lips parted slightly, her pretty face with an excited and cruel smile, she slapped the coffee table with one hand, and the whole person jumped out from behind the coffee table like a tiger pouncing on its prey.
Chakra gathered on her right fist, carrying a fierce wind, and struck directly at Yamanaka Kei's face!
Damn it!
She's even using Strength of a Hundred Healings?
Yamanaka Kei, with the Super-Speed Reaction ability granted by the red [Zero Frame Startup] skill, clearly saw the dense Chakra on Tsunade's fist.
If a normal Jonin were to take that punch head-on, or even just graze it, they'd be done for on the spot!
She's blocking the angle to run inside, and the force is gathering on her fist, aimed straight at the door.
Is she afraid of damaging the house, so she's planning to knock him outside?
He's holding back thirty percent of his strength in his feet, ready to dodge at any moment, guarding against his clan's secret technique!
And her forehead mark is already changing from light blue to jet black, rhythmically releasing small amounts of Chakra from her Mitotic Regeneration.
Guarding against his Genjutsu?
Heh...
Girl, do you know what it means to be treated with increased respect after being apart for only three days?
Water Release: Great Water Arm Technique!
Pa!
Yamanaka Kei's arm muscles bulged, his whole body's strength surged, and instead of retreating, he advanced. He crouched in a bow stance, forcefully seizing Tsunade's wrist with his right hand to launch a preemptive strike.
Feeling the immense power coming from that seemingly slender arm.
He forcibly turned, using her momentum against her, and with a back throw, tossed Tsunade out of his front door.
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