Nine Babies in One Birth, Penniless
Explanation?
How is this thing even explained?
Yamanaka Kei couldn't exactly tell Tsunade that he was just spouting nonsense, preparing to take her down in one move.
After all, given the situation at the time, the only reason he could think of for Tsunade seeking him out and attacking him was the rumors about him and Kushina in the village.
The problem was, he couldn't explain those rumors, and Tsunade didn't seem like she wanted to hear any explanations.
If he didn't take her down first, was he supposed to wait for her to demolish his house?
Later, when Yamanaka Kei heard Kushina say that Tsunade had come to him because she couldn't borrow money from her, he thought about it and finally understood.
Did Tsunade really lack money?
As the strongest Medical Ninjutsu user in the ninja world and One of the Sannin of Konoha, she only needed to spread the word that she was short on cash, and people would be lining up to give her money, let alone lend it.
It was just that Tsunade at this stage hadn't completely given up like in the original story.
She would only completely disregard her image when facing family.
So, when she saw Kushina listening to a man's words, seriously analyzing what money could be borrowed and what couldn't, and advising her not to gamble anymore, she decided to come and take a look.
This woman... came to assess her sister's future husband!
Yamanaka Kei's expression was a little strained; at least at this moment, he really wanted to run away and hide his face.
Miscalculation!
At the time, he was only thinking about preventing this violent woman from destroying his house.
If he had known, he should have been more patient and exchanged a few more moves with her.
Maybe after she had tested him enough, everyone would have happily sat down for a meal together?
"Oh, Tsunade-nee! I heard that Jiraiya-senpai and Orochimaru-senpai have also returned. How about we call them over tonight and have some fun together?"
Seeing her boyfriend's awkward expression, Kushina quickly stepped forward, took Tsunade's arm, and cheerfully changed the subject.
"Tch~ What's so fun about those two guys? This kid's Genjutsu is more interesting."
Tsunade clicked her tongue in displeasure, followed Kushina's lead, and sat down on the sofa.
She understood now.
Kushina's heart was completely set on this kid, and she couldn't bear to see him suffer even a little.
Hmph~ A woman in love... hopeless.
"Then after dinner tonight, I'll give Tsunade-nee a refill?"
Yamanaka Kei tentatively opened his mouth.
Tsunade revealed a knowing look, then patted her flat belly, giving Kushina a 'you better handle this' kind of glance.
She had already overslept this morning and missed breakfast, and then spent the whole noon fighting fiercely in the Genjutsu world.
Now that it was getting dark, if she didn't eat, she was afraid her breasts would shrink from hunger.
"I'll do it, I'll do it!"
Yamanaka Kei nimbly got up from the sofa, turned around, and headed towards the kitchen.
This was, after all, considered Kushina's family visiting.
It was one thing to not understand the situation at first and knock someone out with a Genjutsu, but now not even offering a meal would be too much.
Besides, if Kushina went to cook, he would have to awkwardly chat with Tsunade here.
This...
He was afraid of exhausting his toes.
"Tsunade-nee, do you remember the announcement the village made some time ago?"
Kushina looked amusedly at her boyfriend fleeing in panic, then turned to proactively start a conversation with Tsunade.
"Announcement? Who cares about that stuff."
"It's about the Uzumaki Clan."
"Oh? And then?"
"This time, Kei and the little tomboy, oh, I mean, Minato went out on a mission together and brought back a girl from the Uzumaki Clan named Uzumaki Honoka. I heard she's dating Namikaze Minato..."
"Wait, why do you Uzumaki Clan members all like blondes?"
"Huh?"
"What 'huh'? Do you only look at faces when choosing a boyfriend? I remember..."
The two girls, one big and one small, were talking in hushed voices in the living room.
Yamanaka Kei vaguely heard the conversation in the living room, and his eyes almost rolled to the back of his head.
What do you mean, they all like blondes?
His hair is golden! Golden!
Besides... born of the same root, why be in such a hurry!
Sister, aren't our hairs the same color?
"Forget it, considering you praised me for being handsome."
Yamanaka Kei muttered to himself and decided to let this sister-in-law off for the time being.
He turned around, opened the refrigerator, selected his favorite vegetables and meats, preparing for dinner, and looked at the system interface.
He still hadn't used the three word-strip drawing opportunities he had just obtained.
"System, draw, draw!"
Congratulations to the host for obtaining the blue entry 'Nine Babies in One Birth,' the gray entry 'Penniless,' and the white entry 'Expired Milk.'
Nine Babies in One Birth (Blue): Innate Holy Body for Pregnancy, increases the probability of pregnancy, slightly increases the probability of twins, triplets, quadruplets... nonuplets, and increases postpartum recovery speed and the chance of conceiving again.
Penniless (Gray): A pitiful young man shrouded in misfortune. No matter how hard he tries to change, his vital part will gradually shrink to less than five centimeters, greatly increasing the probability of being disliked by female partners, as well as the probability of breakups, divorces, and feelings of inferiority.
Expired Milk (White): When performing Medical Ninjutsu, the nature of the ninjutsu undergoes subtle changes that are difficult to detect. Control over Medical Ninjutsu and treatment effects are slightly increased, but those being treated are likely to experience short-term, minor side effects.
One blue, one gray, one white...
Yamanaka Kei pursed his lips and subconsciously glanced at Kushina and Tsunade, who were whispering in the living room.
He only just started dating Kushina today, is it a little too early to be thinking about having babies?
Besides, one or two would be fine.
Changing diapers, feeding, and lulling to sleep, the two of them should be able to manage.
Nine Babies in One Birth, is this definitely not some kind of vicious curse?
It's already hard enough for a woman to give birth, but nine in one go, even a C-section would be life-threatening!
Even if they are safely born.
Nine children crying out for food, I'm screwed...
Yamanaka Kei shuddered violently, not daring to think about it, feeling that the viciousness of this entry was no less than that of a black entry!
And there's [Penniless].
At first glance, Yamanaka Kei thought it was about reducing wealth.
But...
It's even more vicious than [Nine Babies in One Birth]!
It even specifically states that 'even if you try hard to change, it will eventually shrink.' Does this mean that even Orochimaru's software modification can't save it?
Yamanaka Kei looked down at his crotch, secretly rejoicing that he was well-endowed in this life, otherwise that would be too terrifying.
As for the final [Expired Milk].
For medical ninjas, it's probably, perhaps, possibly, not so friendly?
Although it increases control over Medical Ninjutsu and treatment effects, the short-term minor side effects are too...
"Is it because I didn't wash my hands? Or have I been doing too many immoral things lately?"
Yamanaka Kei silently looked at his hands, which were washing vegetables, and decisively denied the thought that had just arisen in his mind.
This definitely isn't his problem.
Absolutely not!
How could there be a problem with someone who loves the village (undermines the Root leader), cares about his companions (introduces Minato to a partner), is happy to help others (helps the Nine Tails smile), and cares for his disciples (pulls the Three Little Ones in as laborers)?
If there's a problem, it's the system that has a problem.
This damn system might be crooked at its very core!
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From getting the system until now, he has drawn a lot of entries, but has anything serious ever come out?!
Well, that's right.
It's all the system's fault!
System: Is no one speaking up for me?
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