Being Ignorant in Youth, One's Attacks Lacked Finesse~
Damn it, I'm being considerate of Tsunade, but who's being considerate of me?
Yamanaka Kei watched as Tsunade kicked off her high heels, walked barefoot to the refrigerator, grabbed a bottle of Sake, and started sipping while urging his Shadow Clone to cook. He was filled with doubt about his life.
Is this really his home?
Why is Tsunade so naturally sitting at the dining table urging him to cook?
The Shadow Clone looked at Yamanaka Kei, who was following behind Tsunade, with confusion.
He secretly guessed that something must have happened while the main body and Tsunade were at Konoha Hospital together.
Otherwise, Tsunade wouldn't have suddenly become like Jiraiya's brother...
Well, instantly familiar.
"Main body, you take over."
The Shadow Clone couldn't figure it out, so he decisively chose to give up meaningless thinking and directly turned into a cloud of Chakra smoke and disappeared.
"What would Lady Tsunade like to eat?"
Yuhi Kurenai's little head popped out from the kitchen, her ruby-like eyes full of admiration.
With an idol filter even thicker than Tsunade's skin, she only felt that Lady Tsunade was forthright and generous, worthy of the name of Konoha's number one female ninja!
"Whatever Kushina eats for lunch, I'll eat the same."
Tsunade propped her cheek with one hand and shook the Sake bottle with the other, directly throwing the problem to Yamanaka Kei.
This kid is thick-skinned and dark-hearted, but he's not bad to Kushina.
She didn't believe this guy could make anything inedible for Kushina.
"Hey, you're so tough, did you pay for the meal?"
Yamanaka Kei rolled his eyes unhappily.
"Tch~ I'll bring you my great-grandfather's Water Release ninjutsu scroll to take a look at later, now hurry up and cook."
Tsunade waved her hand, not caring at all.
Fully demonstrating what it means to sell off your ancestors' assets without a care.
"!!! Elder Sister, please wait a moment!"
Yamanaka Kei did a fancy face change.
Amidst the bewildered gazes of Might Guy and Shiranui Genma, without saying a word, he picked up an apron and rushed into the kitchen.
Tobirama Senju, known as the man who signed a contract with the sea.
Once his Water Release is used, how many ninjas who use Water Release wouldn't doubt their lives upon seeing it?
His self-created Water Release: Water Severing Wave, Water Release: Heavenly Weeping, Water Release: Hard Vortex Water Blade... are all extremely powerful and incredibly practical.
Although Yamanaka Kei had seen countless Water Release ninjutsu during his five years in the Analysis Team.
But can those be compared with Tobirama Senju's lifelong efforts?
Once I've learned Tobirama Senju's techniques,
I'll simultaneously possess the legacies of both the Second Mizukage Gengetsu Hozuki and the Second Hokage Tobirama Senju.
Gagaga~
Mizukage, you kneel down, I'm begging you for something.
Yamanaka Kei was imagining a bright future when he saw the Three Little Ones actually giving him a look of disgust, as if they didn't want to acknowledge him as their teacher. He said in annoyance,
"What are you spacing out for? Guy, quickly knead the dough from the first bowl that's already risen. Later, I'll teach you a lost Steel Fist fighting style. Ever heard of Baji Quan?"
"Genma, go to the steamer and get the cutting board to cut the dough and roll out the wrappers. Don't you want to learn Ninja Art: Flying Needle Mist and Torpedo Needle? If you do, hurry up!"
"Kurenai, come and learn how to make steamed buns with your teacher? Wrap them well, and I'll teach you a self-created Genjutsu later, the Poltergeist Curse Experience Card!"
Despising Yamanaka Kei, understanding Yamanaka Kei, becoming Yamanaka Kei.
Under the lure of various ninjutsu, the Three Little Ones worked with remarkable speed!
Yuhi Kurenai already had a foundation in cooking, and she quickly got the hang of it after watching Yamanaka Kei demonstrate it only twice.
After becoming a little more skilled, she could even chat while wrapping the buns.
"Teacher Kei, I heard that you have a Genjutsu that can make all those caught in it collapse and wail, and even Summoning Beasts will suffer so much that they wish they were dead. Is it true?"
The little girl looked hopeful. Obviously, compared to the Poltergeist Curse Experience Card that she had never heard of, she wanted to learn that one more.
"...Who did you hear that from?"
Yamanaka Kei paused for a moment and asked with a strange expression.
Among the Genjutsu he created, there were quite a few that could make those caught in them collapse and wail, but there seemed to be only one that could make even Summoning Beasts suffer so much that they wished they were dead: Brother-in-Law's Ecstasy.
As an advanced version of 'Little Flying Dagger is Coming', Brother-in-Law's Ecstasy would make those caught in the Genjutsu become the Third Sister-in-Law being chased.
If you can't catch her, then keep chasing her. If you catch her, then let the Third Brother hey...
Back then, when he was young and ignorant, he didn't know how to hold back.
He always felt that as long as the effect was good, and it could cause a mental blow to people and beasts, and quickly defeat the enemy's psychological defenses, nothing else mattered.
But now, it's different. He's older and needs to save face!
"I... I heard it from Jiraiya-senpai. D-Did I say something wrong?"
Yuhi Kurenai blinked her innocent big eyes and asked timidly.
She had heard from Jiraiya-senpai that the difficulty of performing this ninjutsu was actually only B-rank, which was the same as the difficulty of the ninjutsu that Teacher Kei was going to teach her, so she tried to ask about it.
But it seemed like she had asked a question she shouldn't have?
"Jiraiya, that bastard!"
Yamanaka Kei cursed through gritted teeth, feeling that Jiraiya had become more and more of a dog in recent years!
Because Minato had become Jiraiya's disciple early on, he and Jiraiya were not unfamiliar with each other.
Once, he forgot why, Jiraiya wanted to experience his Genjutsu.
And he had just managed to create this Genjutsu and wanted to test its effect.
So, Jiraiya and his Summoning Beast became the first victims.
Damn it!
Isn't it just a Genjutsu? It didn't really happen!
Why hold a grudge against him for so long?
And even go to his disciple's side specifically to ruin his teacher's image in a roundabout way?
Clap clap clap~ clap clap~
"Hahaha~ I remember, I remember! Are you talking about the technique that scared Jiraiya and the Toads of Mount Myōboku! Kurenai, let me tell you, let me tell you about it, hahaha~"
Tsunade slapped the table, laughing so hard she was bending over.
The rolling waves and surging tides were particularly eye-catching.
Recalling the scene when Jiraiya shuddered at the sight of Orochimaru for more than a month, and the green-skinned Toad from Mount Myōboku that had changed its gender.
Tsunade laughed so hard she almost choked, but she couldn't stop.
Yamanaka Kei frowned, wanting to stop Tsunade from continuing, but worried that the 'truth' would be even more explosive if it came from Jiraiya's mouth.
After all, being able to mention this Genjutsu in front of his disciple, Jiraiya's character was already in the negatives.
The Three Little Ones saw Tsunade laughing non-stop, and then looked at their teacher's expression as he turned his head to focus on wrapping steamed buns, knowing that they could listen to this, and quickly perked up their ears one by one.
The past events of One of the Sannin, Senior Jiraiya, and their teacher.
It also involved Mount Myōboku, one of the three great Summoning Beast sacred grounds.
Want to hear, love to hear, please tell us quickly, Lady Tsunade!
Tsunade finally laughed enough, sorted out her emotions, and slowly recounted what she had seen and heard back then.
In fact, the story is not complicated.
Jiraiya wanted to let a Summoning Beast experience Yamanaka Kei's somewhat special Genjutsu first, so he summoned a green-skinned Toad named Gamari from Mount Myōboku.
This Gamari was originally a clean and pure male Toad. Because he looked a little handsome, it was said that there were many female Toads pursuing him on Mount Myōboku.
As a Summoning Beast, Gamari naturally didn't think that ordinary Genjutsu could cause any harm to him.
As a result, less than three seconds after the Genjutsu was released, he directly exploded into a cloud of smoke and returned to Mount Myōboku.
Jiraiya wanted to summon him again to help him undo the Genjutsu, but was directly rejected.
Driven by curiosity, the young Jiraiya couldn't help but let Yamanaka Kei also let him experience this Genjutsu.
Then...
Jiraiya relied on his amazing perseverance to forcibly break free from the Genjutsu on his own.
In the subsequent half a month, he would shiver when he saw Orochimaru, and his butt would explode whenever he squatted down, scorching many pairs of pants.
If the Third Hokage Old Man hadn't stepped in and had someone use Genjutsu to give him psychological counseling, who knows how long the situation would have lasted.
As for Gamari...
Seeing him again a month later, he had become Gamari, with fiery red lips, a bewitching figure, and a large bow tied on his head.
He had the same aftereffects as Jiraiya.
He farts every time he squats, he farts every time he squats, and the key is that he's a toad!
Tsunade slapped the table while talking and laughing.
Might Guy looked at his jumpsuit and felt very horrified, and Shiranui Genma also shuddered several times with a look of disgust.
This aftereffect is a bit scary!
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