Jiraiya, Be a Decent Human Being~!
The gathering held by Yamanaka Kei had more attendees than he had imagined.
Besides Nara Shikaku, Akimichi Choza, Yamanaka Inoichi, and their respective wives,
Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Honoka also brought Kakashi Hatake, Obito Uchiha, and Nohara Rin along to freeload.
Of course, according to them, they came to thank Yamanaka Kei for his help yesterday.
Apart from them, there were also Aburame Shibi and his wife, Aburame Jinan, who were invited by Yamanaka Inoichi, and Mikoto Uchiha and Inuzuka Tsume, who were brought by Kushina.
And Jiraiya, who came uninvited.
Kushina pulled Honoka, Mikoto, Tsunade, and Inuzuka Tsume to sit around the dining table, chatting and eating happily.
In the living room on the other side, the Ino-Shika-Cho trio and Aburame Shibi sat together naturally, chatting about everything under the sun.
The wives, under the organization of Nara Yoshino, went up to the second floor, enjoying food and sipping wine while chatting leisurely and comfortably.
Might Guy, Shiranui Genma, and Yuhi Kurenai, after finishing the final processing of a large amount of semi-finished food and serving it on the table with Kakashi, Obito, and Nohara Rin, were also directly liberated.
The six of them set up a large table on the lawn of the mansion's courtyard and began to enjoy the various delicacies.
Obito, who had been drooling for a long time, began to devour the food without any regard for his image.
Might Guy, as if injected with chicken blood, competed with Obito in eating.
Kakashi and Shiranui Genma, as rare normal people, sat quietly together, enjoying the delicious food slowly.
Nohara Rin and Yuhi Kurenai put their little heads together, whispering non-stop, occasionally letting out a string of silver bell-like laughter.
"This is great!"
Yamanaka Kei leaned on the railing of the third-floor balcony, watching the six energetic children downstairs, listening to the teasing and laughter coming from his ears, and felt that life should be like this.
"Hahaha~ I always thought you didn't like lively scenes!"
Jiraiya walked to Yamanaka Kei's side with a bottle of sake, leaning on the railing with one hand and raising the sake with the other to take a sip.
"Jiraiya-senpai, I suddenly remembered that there's a debt I haven't settled with you yet."
Yamanaka Kei turned to look at Jiraiya.
This guy actually took advantage of his absence from Konoha to corrupt his cute little disciples!
"Uh... weren't the shares from the auction of summoning beasts settled before?"
"Senpai knows what I'm talking about. Come to the Cultivation Cave and spar with me for two days, and I'll let this matter pass."
"...Can you tell me first, what exactly did I do?"
Jiraiya's body stiffened slightly, and then he pretended to look puzzled.
Namikaze Minato, who was about to come up to talk, made a smooth turn and decided to take this opportunity to have a good heart-to-heart talk with his disciple.
Kakashi's psychological problems still need more guidance.
"???!!! How many wicked things have you done?"
"Ha~ haha~ How is that possible... Uh... Okay, okay, I just told your disciples about your glorious achievements, and..."
"What else?"
"Ahem, before returning to the village, I got into a fight using your face."
"Huh? Fought using my face? Are you sure you're talking about a proper fight? And with whom?"
"Absolutely proper! Uh... the opponent was the village chief of Nadeshiko Village."
"You son of a... Jiraiya! You're a real dog! If the ancestors of the Inuzuka clan knew you, what need would there be for ninja dogs?"
Yamanaka Kei was grinding his teeth, wishing he could strangle Jiraiya.
Nadeshiko Village was quite well-known in the ninja world, not because its ninjas were particularly strong, but because it was a pure nation of women.
As a purely matriarchal clan village, the village's reproduction depended entirely on defeating strong men and having them marry into the village.
Basically, any strong man they set their sights on,
if defeated, would be carried straight back to the village for the wedding night.
And those they couldn't defeat, unless the difference in strength was truly too great to see any hope, would have to keep accepting challenges!
Jiraiya, this guy, actually used his face to fight the village chief of Nadeshiko Village?!
What difference is there between that and using his face to catch a bouquet, and then running away after catching it?
Is that something a person can do?
He's one of the Sannin, can he please stop refreshing the lower limits of being human?
"Ha~ haha~ I did win, and the other party knew I used the Transformation Technique, so no problem, no problem!"
Jiraiya scratched his head and laughed awkwardly.
When you're out and about, it's always better to change your identity to gather information.
Yamanaka Kei's face is really a weapon for extracting information, it would be a waste not to make good use of it.
Who knew he would be targeted by the village chief of Nadeshiko Village, Nadeshiko Kayo!
"Three days of sparring!"
Yamanaka Kei had secretly decided to beat Jiraiya to death during sparring!
Not to vent his anger.
He simply felt that purifying the ninja world environment was everyone's responsibility!
"No problem! As long as you don't use those few inhuman Genjutsu, it's totally fine!"
"This time, I won't use Genjutsu."
"Ahem, actually, it's not like you can't use them at all. I think that Genjutsu called 'Give You a T' has high tactical value."
"..."
Yamanaka Kei admitted that he had underestimated Jiraiya's shamelessness.
He originally created the 'Give You a T' Genjutsu purely with the idea of messing with people, just for fun.
Using Genjutsu to evoke the most basic desires of people's hearts and bodies.
Then, let the artists encompassing three generations of old, middle-aged, and young, such as Aizawa, Sakura Sora, Ishihara, Kurai, Hashimoto, Hatano, Niigaki, and Hamasaki, take turns...
How should I put it?
Against normal female ninjas, this Genjutsu, apart from causing them to blush, has basically no effect.
But against a pervert like Jiraiya.
Yamanaka Kei dares to use it, and Jiraiya dares to enjoy it, to the point of refusing to dispel the Genjutsu even if he's beaten to death.
Even if he's spurting nosebleeds and losing so much blood that he needs emergency treatment at Konoha Hospital.
Even if his pants weigh three ounces more after he wakes up.
In terms of perversion.
Yamanaka Kei thinks no one in the entire ninja world can surpass him!
...
Name: Jiraiya
Occupation: Ninja/Writer
Entries: Teacher of Destiny (Purple), One of the Sannin (Purple), Summoner (Purple), Hero of the Ninja World (Blue), Literary Figure (White), With Ease (White), Rise and Dance at the Rooster's Crow (White)
...
Strong? Strong!
Teacher of Destiny not only greatly enhances Jiraiya's teaching ability but also improves his control over Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Yin, and Yang, six attributes of ninjutsu, as well as secret techniques and sealing techniques, and even adds the luck of destiny. Before his disciples are properly taught, he has destiny on his side, so he can fool around as he pleases!
One of the Sannin strengthens personal strength while creating deterrence against enemies and increasing prestige internally.
Summoner is a powerful entry that can greatly improve the tacit understanding with summoned beasts, reduce the consumption of summoning-type ninjutsu, and perfectly develop the potential of summoned beasts.
Hero of the Ninja World increases personal charm, mental will, and personal beliefs, enhancing resistance to Genjutsu and influence over others.
If you only look at these entries.
Jiraiya is undoubtedly an extremely strong ninja with great personal charm.
But what kind of good person has three white entries in a row?
The effects of white entries are basically half positive and half negative. It's not that their amplification effect is not strong, it's just that the negative effects are too terrible!
A Literary Figure enhances writing skills enough to make Jiraiya a famous writer in the ninja world, but his works won't be popular unless they're full of sex appeal.
With Ease increases physical talent and can make people more energetic, but the slightest stimulation will cause him to raise his head.
As for Rise and Dance at the Rooster's Crow, it almost completely eliminates the interference of negative emotions such as depression, autism, and fear, but the prerequisite is to often watch things he likes, otherwise his brain will be full of garbage.
This...
"Jiraiya, it's fortunate that you became a ninja and can occasionally write some short stories to reduce the probability of crime among the people, otherwise you would be of no benefit to this society at all."
Yamanaka Kei looked at Jiraiya with a sincere expression.
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