Chapter 5 Playtime With Mr. Pandora!

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"HAHAHA, little one! I commend you on your bravery and wit! Truly one of the greatest foes I have ever seen!" All Might boomed in the apartment room.

The only other person there, Eri, wore a small gray cloak. According to Ainz, it was once worn by a tiny hero. Eri raised her wand that Ainz also gave her. The wand was about two feet tall with a copper shaft and a purple amethyst adorning the tip. Eri swung her wand at the massive hero like a cudgel, but he disappeared in an instant.

"A valiant effort, but futile! As the #1 hero I am the best among the best! Nobody can prevent my justice!" All Might laughed dramatically from behind Eri.

Eri spun around to see the smiling man taunting her. She was getting a bit frustrated from his ability to dodge all of her attacks so she wanted to try something she learned from Ainz. Instead of using her wand as a sword, why not use it as a wand?

" [M-Magic Missile] "

*PEW*

A small burst of blue sprung up from the purple crystal and hit All Might straight in the chest. It barely showed any power whatsoever, but that didn't matter.

"Heiliger Rauch! You used magic!" All Might shrank into a much smaller person wearing a German outfit and a commander's hat, "My little Blume, you just used mana! Mein Gott would be immensely proud of you."

Eri was just as shocked that she pulled off something that Ainz did. It seems Mr. Pandora is having the exact same reaction.

"Eri, you just released ze tier 1 magic [Magic Missile]! Zis is an extraordinary achievement zat needs to be celebrated by nothing less zan a global holiday!" Pandora praised with his hands waving in the air.

Eri's eyes shined at the sudden compliment, "Th-Thank you Mr. Pandora. I just wanted to be like Ainz! He can do s-so much and I want to help him in any way I can…"

Pandora nodded at Eri's reasoning and sat down on the ground in front of her, "My dear Blume, Schöpfer would be proud of you no matter what you do," he said with no exaggeration in his voice. "How about zis, let's give him a gift! What do you zink he wants?"

Eri sat down as well thinking about the question. What does Ainz want? He seems perfectly fine with everything around him? But if that's the case, then I can't help getting him anything! Maybe Mr. Pandora knows…?

"Uhm…I'm not s-sure what he wants…what does Ainz do with you Mr. Pandora?"

Pandora raised a hand to his chin and rubbed it slightly, "Well vater is working on a very large project. Once we are done with it, we will have created a planet just like Earth here!"

"Whooooah! Then m-maybe he'd like Earth as well," Eri said in a joking way.

Pandora froze at that statement and went into a muttering storm. Eri couldn't understand much of what he was saying, "If he…time as Arbiter…immenses Gënie…it all makes sense now. AHA! I see it now! No matter how close I am to ze supreme being, his unfounding wisdom is always surprising! While I am working on ze red heavens, mein Gott is planning on taking over Earth! Eri you are a brilliant Blume! No wonder you are the heiress to Nazarick!"

The greater döppelganger's giddiness stirred up Eri's own. She doesn't know what an 'heiress' is, but it sounds cool! Ainz gave her the world, so she wants to give him it back! Before that happens, there is something even more important to be done, "Mr. Pandora can you turn into the big angry fire man!"

Pandora turned into the number two hero and immediately put on a PG version of the flaming man's persona, "Why you villainous cretan will never hold a candle to the almighty inferno of Endeavor! I do not need to hear your pleas. For my word is law and my fire is justice!"

They both playfully charged at each other, while Ainz worked hard on looking up ways to create a magnetosphere for Mars. Later he'll come back and see that the two have an unsaid mutual kinship with each other. Not knowing what it is, he's proud of them for getting along.