Betrayed by his sect, mocked as trash, and slapped to death by young masters, Xiao Fan was the ultimate cultivation joke.
Until the heavens gave him a second chance—with the Slap Dao System.
Slap to level up.
Slap to break through.
Slap to steal fiancées and crush egos.
Now, with one palm, he can humiliate arrogant nobles, explode dantian cores, and win over the coldest jade beauty.
Reborn, Xiao Fan shall rise.
This time, he’s doing the slapping.
Xiao Fan died kneeling.
"Trash, die!"
A slap from Young Master Bai exploded his teeth. Cultivation ruined. Betrayed. Dead.
But fate had other plans.
He opened his eyes.
"I'm... back?"
Outer sect. Five years ago. Still trash. But this time—
Ding! [Slap Dao System Installed]
> Slap = EXP
Slap Arrogant Enemies = Bonus
Slap Beauty = ???
He stood up.
First goal: beat Young Master Bai's face into spiritual enlightenment.
Second: make the Ice Fairy kneel.
Third: ascend.
His hand trembled.
Not with fear.
But excitement.
The Slap Era has begun.
Outer Sect disciples trained.
Xiao Fan walked in like a boss—still in trash robes.
“Trash Xiao dares show his face?”
That’s when Young Master Zhang strutted in.
His hair oily. His fiancée stolen. His eyes arrogant.
“Trash! Scram before I slap you!”
SLAP!
Xiao’s palm flew.
Zhang spun three times midair and faceplanted.
Silence.
Ding! +100 EXP
Level Up: Qi Gathering 1 → 3
“Wha—?!”
“His cultivation rose from one slap?!”
Xiao smirked.
“Speak again. I need more EXP.”
Zhang trembled.
“Forgive me, Senior Fan!”
“Too late.”
SLAP.
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