Midnight mirror RPS — sleep if I win.

The Xie Family Guide to Ghostbusting



The entire Xie clan was...spooky.

Grandpa folded paper effigies. Grandma prepped corpses. Dad herded zombies. Mom raised cursed insects. Ancestors preferred digging themselves out of graves...



Naturally, Xie Yizhi got groomed into a max-level occult prodigy by age twelve.



Expected to inherit the family "business" after graduation, he was instead banished to the city to hunt for a normal job—while streaming part-time.



One midnight, he discovered something dumb enough to haunt his apartment.



A viewer asked: "How to check for ghosts at home?"



Xie Yizhi demonstrated: "Play rock-paper-scissors with a mirror. Lose? Ghosts confirmed."



He lost. Thirteen times straight. Flushed with frustration: "Screw this—I’m winning ONE round before bed!"



The screen went dark. A bloodcurdling shriek.



When the feed resumed, the mirror’s "Xie Yizhi" had smoke rising from his head and bruises blooming across his face.



"See? I won. No ghosts here."



Netizens: "WHO’S BUYING THIS?!!"