DC: How The Hell Did I End Up In Gotham?!

Normally, if I had to end up in an American comic universe, I’d do everything in my power to avoid getting stuck in the grim, shadow-drenched world of DC.



And if I absolutely had to be in DC… please, at least don’t dump me into one of those high-risk cities. You know the ones—the so-called “quaint and peaceful” Gotham.



And if I really have no choice but to end up in Gotham… then for the love of all that’s holy, give me a system or something. I still want to live, man.