Chapter 5: Escape by shitting!

Facing the concierge with his nose in the air, old Jack quickly smiled and said, "My dear brother, these two children are the work-study students sent by our village this year."

While speaking, he also handed over the two certificates issued by the Spirit Hall.

"This is hilarious. A phoenix is ​​coming out of a chicken coop? Let me see. Blue Silver Grass has innate full spirit power? Where did this liar come from? This is too fake. What's the use of a tadpole martial spirit with innate full spirit power? Are you going to learn it and feed the tadpoles to the chickens and ducks? Haha. Can it be more outrageous?!"

The doorman took the two certificates and immediately burst into laughter, speaking in a sarcastic tone. This disdainful tone made Ye Qiu feel extremely unhappy.

Old Jack's expression was also extremely ugly, but he still swallowed his anger and explained: "This is a certificate personally given by the Master Steward of the Spirit Hall. How could we dare to forge it?!"

Hearing that Old Jack had dared to use the name of the Spirit Hall to suppress me. The doorman became even more presumptuous.

"Humph! So, what do you mean? You think you are the cabbage from your countryside with full innate soul power? You call it the Holy Soul Village? I think it's better to call it the Beggar Village!"

The doorman's words undoubtedly touched Old Jack's sore spot, and his face turned red instantly. The name of Holy Soul Village is his pride! He immediately roared. "What did you say!"

Ta!

The concierge took a step back in fear. As his face darkened, there was a hint of ruthlessness in his eyes.

"What? Are you not convinced? Look at the rags you're wearing. Calling you beggars is flattering you! Get out of here!"

The words haven't finished yet. The doorman raised his hand and pushed it towards Old Jack's chest. At this moment, Ye Qiu's entire right arm was instantly entangled and wrapped by black fibers, and his arm swelled slightly and became full of power.

In the blink of an eye, when Ye Qiu was about to attack, Tang San had already stood in front of Old Jack.

He was disgusted by the concierge's insult! Tang San's shadowy hand quickly stabbed out, but because of his height, his hand, which should have caught the elbow, directly grabbed the doorman's wrist.

Control the crane and capture the dragon!

Tang San's hand, which was able to lift the forging hammer, was naturally very strong, and a look of pain flashed in the doorman's eyes.

He immediately raised his leg and kicked Tang San in the face.

Swish!

In Tang San's surprised eyes. Ye Qiu suddenly stepped out and hit with a flying kick at the back of the doorman's knees.

Plop!

The doorman wailed out in pain and immediately fell to his knees. Ye Qiu refused to give in. He raised his black and gold right hand, clenched it into a fist, and quickly smashed the doorman's eyes.

"ah--!"

The doorman covered his eyes in pain and fell to the ground.

"Xiao San, Xiao Qiu, you, you guys." Old Jack stared in amazement at the two young figures standing in front of him.

"You are looking for death!" In broad daylight. He was knocked down to his knees by two little brats, and his eyes were blackened.

The doorman was extremely angry. He roared immediately, got up from the ground and rushed towards Ye Qiu and the others.

Tang San's eyes were cold and silent.

[Tang Sect Xuantian Treasure Records General Guidelines, Article 3: If you are sure that your opponent is an enemy and has a way to kill him, do not show mercy, otherwise it will only add to your troubles]

Ye Qiu suddenly sensed something and glanced over. Tang San just raised his left hand slightly and quietly opened the safety of the silent sleeve arrow.

"That's enough!"

Right at this moment, a hoarse voice sounded.

Ye Qiu's hands and feet quietly returned to their original state. He naturally remembered this classic plot and knew who the visitor was.

He has half the template of a protagonist, with ambitions higher than the sky but a life thinner than paper, and he escapes from his responsibilities, the bastard Yu Xiaogang, aka. The Grandmaster!

Tang San's movement to activate the hidden weapon paused slightly.

The concierge was also stunned for a moment, and then his angry face suddenly turned into flattery. He immediately nodded and bowed, smiling and greeting: "Grandmaster, you are back."

Tang San and Ye Qiu turned their heads to look. What came into view was an old man who was about forty or fifty years old.

He had a black crew cut, a face full of stubble, and was wearing an old bachelor's gown, which made him look a little sloppy. He seemed to be shrouded in melancholy, with a temperament of being frustrated but also a bit aloof.

Arrogant and decadent, seemingly contradictory. Essentially a novice in his field and a super pretentious person with an unnatural level of blind confidence in his unverified theories.

The master, as the concierge called him, walked in a stiff and old-fashioned way. He looked down on people with a force that was louder than the doorman. He just glanced at the concierge and then outright ignored him.

Then, he looked at Old Jack. "Old sir, can you show me the martial spirits of the two children?"

Ye Qiu opened his mouth but finally gave up trying to stop him. It was really weird to stop someone like this.

But he didn't want to get involved in what happened next. It seems that I can only run away at the first chance available.

When Old Jack saw that the arrogant doorman became so respectful, he immediately realized that the master in front of him was of higher status and could help him.

He quickly handed over the certificate.

Yu Xiaogang took a look at the certificate, looked at Ye Qiu and the others in surprise, but looked more at Tang San.

Tang San clenched his fists. For some reason, he felt as if he could be seen through.

Ye Qiu remained indifferent. Letting the gears of fate turn slowly, he did not have so much inexplicable hatred.

Strength is respected in this world, he is not a saint or a good man. As long as it doesn't involve, it's fine. That was his go-to. In other words, just don't conflict with his interests or stand on the opposite side.

To climb up, someone has to lose something. But Ye Qiu didn't want to lose. He was tired of the ordinary and mediocre life of going to work and home back in his last life.

"This is all true, old sir. On behalf of the academy, I apologize to you for what happened just now."

In just a moment, Yu Xiaogang confirmed the authenticity of the martial soul certificate and took the responsibility himself. "Leave these two children to me!"

A casual apology gave Old Jack great satisfaction. After all, the other party is likely to be a noble soul master.

Old Jack waved his hands quickly. "Master, you are too kind. We also have some shortcomings. Master, I will trouble you with these two children."

"Yeah! Don't worry." Yu Xiaogang nodded coldly.

Old Jack leaned over and told the two of them, "You must be obedient in the academy. Grandpa Jack is leaving first."

Tang San nodded, silent.

"Goodbye, Grandpa Jack. Be careful on your way back."

Ye Qiu waved at Old Jack's departing back and watched him leave. The master gave the doorman a cold look.

He said coldly: "This is the first time and the last time, do you understand?!"

"I understand, I understand. Master, take care!" The doorman had a cold sweat on his forehead and kept nodding and bowing to make way.

Yu Xiaogang looked down at Tang San and Ye Qiu, forcing an ugly smile on his stiff face.

"Come on, let's go in." He stretched out his rough hands and grabbed the two people's small hands.

Ye Qiu quickly dodged to the side. A single middle-aged man of such age, with such a bad complexion, who knows what kind of things he often holds in his hands. (hehe~)

However, Tang San was caught unprepared by Yu Xiaogang.

Yu Xiaogang looked at Ye Qiu with a smile, and didn't think it was strange. It was normal for children to be shy.

…

No surprises. No deviations. Ye Qiu and Tang San were both taken away by Yu Xiaogang. Walking in Notting College, Ye Qiu looked around curiously.

"Thank you, teacher." However, Tang San seemed to sense that the master was extraordinary and thanked him.

"Teacher?" Yu Xiaogang murmured, and took a deep look at Tang San, but he quietly stopped, shook his head and laughed: "I am not a teacher in this academy!"

"But didn't you just say you were representing the academy?" Tang San was somewhat confused.

Yu Xiaogang put his hands behind his back and said with a smile, "Who said that only teachers in this academy are qualified to represent the academy?"

Hearing this, Ye Qiu couldn't help but be secretly shocked.

I thought Tang Hao was the most shameless person in the world, but I didn't expect Yu Xiaogang to break his record and be even more shameless.

Tang San was a little curious. "And who are you?"

Yu Xiaogang revealed an unfathomable smile at the right moment and said calmly, "I'm just a freeloader!"

The corner of Ye Qiu's mouth twitched slightly. He could no longer bear it and wanted to escape immediately.

He immediately raised his hands and shouted, "Teacher, where is the toilet? I want to go take a dump!"

"…"

The mysterious expression on Yu Xiaogang's face froze slightly, and he enthusiastically pointed out a clear way for Ye Qiu.

Ye Qiu nodded, covered his buttocks, and said anxiously, "Teacher, can you return the martial spirit certificate to me first? I will report there by myself later, so you don't have to wait for me here."

Yu Xiaogang smiled and said, "It doesn't matter, just go and come back quickly."

"Well, then, thank you for your help, teacher." Ye Qiu turned and ran towards the toilet, his face darkening, secretly cursing Yu Xiaogang for meddling in his affairs.

What an idiot. He just had to say in public that Tang San had twin spirits, and look for the way to death.

Otherwise why would he have to escape by shitting?