Oh my god, "Jiang Xiaoyuan sighed," what kind of behavior have you become after drinking
Qilian smiled at her, swayed back and forth twice, and fell down on the roof of the car with a loud bang. At first, when he spontaneously called for a chauffeur, there was still a slight blush on his face, but now it's probably due to the cold wind blowing in, and his brain has solidified.
Qilian's face was only pale, her eyes half open and half closed, as if she were sleepwalking.
After drinking, there will be a short period of buffering between getting drunk and losing consciousness. Jiang Xiaoyuan estimates that the buffering period has passed and he has officially entered the stage of losing consciousness.
Don't get down! "Jiang Xiaoyuan jumped up in shock and grabbed his elbow nervously." Can you go to the car? Please hold on for a while. If you really get down, I can't bear it
Qilian slowly pulled her elbow out of her hand, and with a lift, her hot palm landed on Jiang Xiaoyuan's head.
What's wrong with the forehead? "He asked softly, sounding a bit normal.
Jiang Xiaoyuan: "I fell down the stairs and rubbed against it
Be careful, "Qilian said softly," I've only had this body for my whole life. If it's really damaged, there's nowhere to replace it
Jiang Xiaoyuan: "..."
Okay sir, can you move the car first? "Jiang Xiaoyuan tried to push him in." Don't worry, I'm even more bronze and iron than Nokia, so I won't have to fall so easily
Unexpectedly, the drunken man was leaning on the roof of the car with a strong hand, but with one hand effortlessly resting on it, Jiang Xiaoyuan broke out in a sweat and couldn't move him.
Jiang Xiaoyuan took a step back helplessly, crossed her waist with one hand and exhaled a breath, sincerely asking, "Do you know your wine quality is poor
Qilian seriously retorted, "No problem, I never make trouble
Jiang Xiaoyuan: "..."
Qilian: "Where was I just talking about? Oh, by the way, I was planning to kill someone that day
Jiang Xiaoyuan didn't take it seriously after listening and sighed heavily, "Do you remember this one? I really impressed you
That day... someone cut me in the leg, "Qilian didn't seem to hear her speak. She lay on the roof of the car, squinting her eyes and quietly looking at the distant intersection." I was very sad and angry. When I stepped on the gas pedal, I thought to myself that I would have to let them give me back this knife sooner or later
He didn't hear much drunkenness in his voice, he just spoke slowly, sounding a little lighter than usual.
Jiang Xiaoyuan: "Who is it
I don't remember, "Qilian whispered
He paused slightly and said with a slightly nasal tone, "Lao Chen told you that I led someone to retrieve him, but at that time, I didn't even remember who he was. There was no one at home all year round, and I couldn't wait to show off in front of others every day, never missing the opportunity to showcase myself
My family is also empty all year round, "Jiang Xiaoyuan shrugged, stood up and jumped onto the curb. Taking advantage of this height, she pressed down on Qilian's shoulders with both hands and pressed down on the painful muscles and skin with one hand." Big brother, can we get in the car
Qilian obediently bypassed the car and arrived at the passenger side, obediently opening the door to enter. He looked steady and didn't seem to be drunk at all... However, he didn't step onto the car door and tripped, flying into the car from the passenger side.
Jiang Xiaoyuan: "..."
ChangChun.
She had to crawl in from the other side and use her hands and feet to help Qilian up.
Qilian: "A gentleman... has lifelong worries. Liang Qichao said that the hardest part of life is the unfinished responsibility... Thank you
Jiang Xiaoyuan: "You're welcome - sigh, what a mess? I'm so worried
Qilian struggled to sit in the passenger seat, letting Jiang Xiaoyuan tie him tightly with a seat belt. He looked at the intersection ahead, approaching the Cold Clothes Festival, where people pay attention to burning new clothes for their ancestors. No one cared about the wilderness roadside, and scattered flames seemed to be wrapped in a pile of paper scraps, faintly visible in the air.
However, there are no ghosts in the world. Since our ancestors have already died, they are gone. They have vanished from billions of parallel time and space, leaving only a shadow in the living person's mind, waiting for years or decades, slowly erased by time.
My dad was always surrounded by people outside at that time, "Qilian whispered." He even had an illegitimate child who was about the same age as me. When he grew up, he became a thug. On my first day out of high school, he and his men blocked me at the school gate and slapped me
When he said these words, his words were clear and his thoughts were clear, as if he were sober.
Jiang Xiaoyuan: "Why didn't you call the police
Yeah, why didn't I call the police? "Qilian smiled." You don't understand. When I was a child, I thought calling the police was a bit like... something like that, reporting to the teacher, even if I could cure him, I would have already lost to him
Jiang Xiaoyuan said with a clear understanding as she reignited the fire, "Understood, it's just a secondary illness
Except for using violence to treat violence, everything else seems to be cowardly behavior - if bullied by a hooligan, one must personally become a hooligan and solve the problem in a hooligan way. If bitten by a dog, one must lie on the ground, show their sharp teeth, and bite back to show that primates are not easy to deal with.
Rationally, everyone knows it's quite amusing, but some people at that particular age think so.
There are also other people who have been thinking this way for their entire lives.
Jiang Xiaoyuan shook her head without any comment, because she was not much stronger than Qilian back then. She used navigation to reposition Qilian's home and prepared to drive out for a U-turn.
Qilian fell asleep while speaking in a jumbled manner. Jiang Xiaoyuan followed her father's rambling navigation in circles and took countless wrong paths, finally finding the single apartment where Qilian lived.
Forcefully waking up the drunkard, Jiang Xiaoyuan helped him up the stairs all the way.
Jiang Xiaoyuan placed him on the sofa, rubbed his sore neck, and greeted him, "Then I'm leaving
Qilian lay pitifully in a corner of the sofa, waving weakly at her.
Jiang Xiaoyuan walked to the door and turned around to look at the faint light in his half closed eyes, then changed her mind and turned back.
Poor thing, "she thought to herself. She first dug out a box of milk from the fridge and found that it hadn't expired. So she found the microwave and heated it up, and handed it to Qilian.
Qilian slept all the way and probably woke up a bit. He lifted his heavy eyelids and said, "Didn't you leave
Jiang Xiaoyuan took care of someone for the first time in her life, sincerely and clumsily.
No, you can drink it, "Jiang Xiaoyuan said." After drinking it, vomit once. I'll help you cook a bowl of noodles before you leave
Qilian thought for a moment and said, "I don't have any noodles here
Jiang Xiaoyuan waved her hand with ease and said, "It's okay, aren't instant noodles cooked the same way
After Qilian finished vomiting and washed her face with cold water, she heard a "sizzling" sound from the kitchen, as if she was about to explode. She was startled and woke up. She rushed over to take a look, only to see the mixture of oil and water in the pot, making a huge noise under the high fire. Meanwhile, the "genius chef" Jiang Xiaoyuan was holding the lid of the pot in one hand, shielding herself like a shield, and holding an egg in the other hand, eagerly gesturing around the edge of the pot.
Looking up and seeing him approaching, Jiang Xiaoyuan shouted in the midst of a burst of oil smoke, "Where can eggs be knocked to prevent the eggshells from falling into the pot
Qilian: "..."
He quickly turned on the range hood and roughly poured a bucket of cold water into the pot, briefly quelling the heated bilateral dispute. Then he took the egg from Jiang Xiaoyuan's hand and said, barely alive, "Okay, okay, let's go out - have you eaten yet
Jiang Xiaoyuan felt very embarrassed and said, "Hehe
Qilian deftly cut a pile of vegetables before the water in the pot boiled, then pounded and broke them, and added two eggs to the pot. He cooked the noodles skillfully, showing a careless and virtuous demeanor.
Jiang Xiaoyuan stood beside him, watching his movements, and suddenly asked, "What happened later
Qilian: "What
Jiang Xiaoyuan: "You're holding up a wounded leg and going to kill someone - what happened later
Qilian was silent for a moment, and calmly stirred the pot with his chopsticks: "I didn't go there because of an accident on the road that day, but someone else went there. A friend, a boy, Baby Face, who used to call me my brother in front and behind, stabbed someone, and then was sentenced. Fortunately, that person was not dead, and he still had one day to come out in his life. Another friend heard about this, and went out and got drunk... His family environment was not very good. His father was violent in his family, and he beat people when he drank too much, and he deafened one ear of his mother. Ironically, he didn't know when he would He also started drinking. He choked on his father after drinking too much that day. He pulled out a knife and wiped his father's neck. Then when he woke up, he jumped off the roof and fell dead -"
Jiang Xiaoyuan widened her eyes.
Qilian: "Give me the salt
The kitchen light was not particularly bright, and Jiang Xiaoyuan, who had not yet regained her senses, hurriedly reached for a box of white crystals. She couldn't tell whether it was salt or sugar, so she secretly poured out a few and tasted them. Without distinguishing between salty and sweet, Qilian took them away from her hand.
The three friends who accompanied me to pick up Lao Chen back then, two of whom were just released from prison, just ended up like this in their lifetime. There was also one who had all beard and feathers, but was forcibly sent abroad by his family. He just came back recently, "Qilian picked out a noodle, tasted it, and felt it was cooked, so he turned off the fire." Take a bowl, it's in the cabinet next to you - the one who went in has just been released from prison, so today Lao Chen invited us to have a meal and accidentally drank a few more glasses
Qilian's hair got wet when he washed his face just now, and his eyes looked a bit moist as he hung in front of him: "I went abroad to study for a mediocre diploma and have been aimlessly wandering around. Now I have applied for a small state-owned enterprise according to my family's advice, and I may be planning to do it like this. Fang... Fang just accompanied his wife to the prenatal examination and is preparing to become a father. Me? I have been living in an unsettled place for these years, working for that invisible savior
Life is like a land that can crack at any time. If you can't step on it steadily, it will crack from one side to the other. Years later, looking back, the cracks are getting bigger and bigger. The people who were once together are finally separated in an unattainable world.
Qilian inevitably thought of Xu Jingyang again.
In a sense, that person is someone who changed the trajectory of their life.
Your extreme reaction to this world does not necessarily mean you are strong or fierce. "This is what the person in the wheelchair said to him on a summer afternoon, and Qilian can still recall it word by word to this day——
The world slaps you, you jump up and curse loudly. Every day the world slaps you, it shapes you into a person who curses loudly. Do you remember what you're going to do? Do you remember who you are? You're such a pitiful little person who doesn't know what to call you
Neither of them could find a place to sit. In the kitchen, each of them carried a bowl of Noodles in soup and solved the problem on the spot.
Seeing Qilian suddenly fall into some kind of memory, Jiang Xiaoyuan couldn't help but ask, "Why do you say that Xu Jingyang is the savior
Because he told me a truth, "Qilian said," when you discover the existence of that crack, you must jump, even if you fall to death, otherwise it will be too late
Jiang Xiaoyuan thought to herself, 'What nonsense is this talking about?'?
She listened with a puzzled expression, suspecting that Qilian's wine had not yet awakened.
Qilian glanced at her and saw a strand of hair fall out of her ponytail, lingering and entwining on one side of her cheek. Suddenly, he wanted to stuff it behind her ear. Under the influence of alcohol, he lifted one hand and only regained his senses halfway through. He then raised his hand and awkwardly stopped in mid air.
Jiang Xiaoyuan: "..."
Qilian: "..."
Qilian's mind went blank for two seconds before barely coming to his senses. He cleared his throat and awkwardly crossed Jiang Xiaoyuan's ear, pulling out a bottle of rice vinegar from the shelf and asking, "Are you okay
Jiang Xiaoyuan: "... Are you from Shanxi
The newly naturalized Shanxi Qilian tried to save face by adding a bowl of vinegar and taking a big bite of sour noodles, revealing his veins.
He thought to himself, 'It's like waking up a bar.'.
Jiang Xiaoyuan's vacation was as short as a match, burning it all before she could see the light.
The next day, she woke up at 5:10 and started tinkering with her Nirvana style marketing account. After finishing, she casually ate something and at 8:30 in the morning, Teacher Jiang stepped on it.
Jiang Bo's image is not much better than that of Jiang Xiaoyuan who just rolled down the stairs. On his left face, he wrote 'Lack of sleep', and on his right face, he wrote 'I'm not happy'. After entering the room, he didn't say a word and threw a file bag on the table.
Empress Dowager Jiang said, "You can prepare the registration materials for the preliminary round. Show me your finished product in three days, and report it to me after I have reviewed it. I will also receive a client for me later, and I need to find a place to hang out for a while
Jiang Xiaoyuan: "Boss, your seal has turned black and you've sold your kidneys
Get lost, "Jiang Bo gave her a stern look on the back of his head
Jiang Xiaoyuan: "..."
Jiang Bo: "What are you looking at? Who doesn't have the skills? Many little girls spend no less time on their faces every day than you do when you work. Experts are everywhere. If you don't greet them well, no one will look at the materials you submit. If you want to do something, you have to rely on drilling
After Jiang Bo finished speaking, he impatiently waved his hand and turned to the rest room to catch up on his sleep.
Jiang Xiaoyuan looked down at the requirements of the preliminary round in silence - "Prepare a brief self introduction with the theme of 'Spring Bride', create a styling plan, provide practical operation videos, bring your own model, and the duration should not exceed 45 minutes
Leaving aside everything else, it takes a lot of effort to prepare and come up with a complete bridal outfit, not to mention the time spent on filming and the cost of preparing bridal outfits and contacting models.
Is it surprising that no one would read this painstakingly submitted material without prior notice?
Jiang Xiaoyuan's journey has not yet begun, and her originally ambitious desire to participate has been dashed halfway.