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The rule has always been so simple, good deities will be reincarnated and will be awakened to fulfill their duties. The wicked ones will be locked in the underworld for eternity. But because the Town of Heathens has lost its culture and worshippers, the protection has been weakened and the Trickster God managed to escape, the evilest of them all.

How is that a problem, you asked? Well he just possessed a dead man's body and shamelessly walked the town naked on his first day. To make things worse, he now just ruined a sacred wedding between two deities, by sneakily doing the vows and becoming a second husband!

"The disgrace of heaven has arrived, the Trickster God! Why on earth would you ruin a sacred wedding of two perfectly dark souls?" The Primordial God of Darkness darted him a death glare.

But the clowntown royalty seemed to take it as a compliment and tucked his hair behind his ears. "Because I wanted your wife too, my Dark Lord." The Trickster God responded playfully.

"And I know I can't stop the wedding because this is an odyssey, so I just joined the party instead. But don't worry I am a shape shifter, so I can transform and be your other wife too. Hehe." He added and poof. He transformed into a woman, making the Dark Lord's eyebrows meet each other further.

The other deities gasp and watch the entire scenery in despair. But the Trickster God stood his ground and went back to his normal features, casually meeting the eyes of his beloved stolen wife.

The Goddess of Night.

"My lady! My baby! My wife! I am happy to see you again!" He was about to close his distance with the love of his life, but the Dark Lord immediately stopped him by the necktie.

He choked the clown with his own fashion sense. "Not too close, circus freak, I didn't consent to a marriage with you in it." The grim in the Dark Lord's voice was evident, that even the whole shrine seemed to get a little darker.

"Then do yourself a favor and get out of it! I still have to do the "You may now kiss the bride" portion so excuse me-"

This time, the God of Darkness pinned the Trickster on the ground, too hard he started coughing blood. "I am not playing games with you, redo your vows and stop ruining what has been written on the stars." But the joker just laughed hysterically, despite his pathetic state.

"Too bad the heavens don't accept divorce. So no, I can't redo the vow cause it has been done." He he gave the Dark Lord an annoying grin.

"You're stuck with me in this lifetime too, Darky! HAHAHA! Till death do us part!"