I HATE THAT PAVEMENT CHEST GIRL

"What took you so long, Kazuma? We're throwing a special party for Midori."

"Wait, you're doing what now?!"

"We're throwing her a special party to celebrate her becoming an adventurer and joining our group."

"Where was my special party to celebrate me joining the group?!"

"We didn't because we were broke, Mei."

"Broke my ass you didn't want me apart of the group, Sakura."

"Anyways let's sit down and enjoy the celebration."

"Wait is that beer?"

"Is that what it's called? Beer?"

"I didn't know they had beer here!"

"Yeah I bought them at that vendung machine or whatever it's called that you gave to the guildmaster."

"Hell yeah, it's been months since I drank any beer!"

I sat down, ate, drank until we got drunk, and passed out in the middle of the house.

"Huh?"

"Huh, get off me, you're crushing me with your skeleton."

"Why you son of a...."