Episode:08

Author P.O.V.

"Girl! I can't fucking believe they tried to have you fucking committed. It's time to teach them a lesson not to fuck with you anymore. It's about fucking time. I am flying into town on Monday morning and by Friday morning, when I fly back out, we will have officially fucked their world up. They will be too busy putting out fires in their own lives to fuck with you anymore." laughed Claire as she sat on her comfy sofa in her loft apartment sipping on a glass of wine and eating popcorn.

"What would I do without you? You are always so supportive. I appreciate everything you have done for me so much. I love you." stated Ivanka.

"I love you, too, and speaking of being supportive. What are you planning to wear out to dinner with our girl, Sonia, tonight? Wear that new black dress we purchased together or is it in storage?" asked Claire, eating popcorn and listening to 90s R& B music in the background.

"No! I have it in my suitcase and a great idea." commented Ivanka as she went to get the dress out of her suitcase next to her bed in her hotel room.

"You know, I am surprised that the private investigator that was hired by David Rosen has not come up with more dirt on them. Like why do they all hate you so much? I bet you are adopted and kidnapped at birth. You are the missing daughter of her sworn enemy, and she gets great pleasure out of mistreating you because of it." conveyed Claire in a sudden English accent.

"You are a mess! But, seriously, I know every time that I have ever brought the topic up, my mother would get defensive and deny it and then demand to change the topic. I want to request court-ordered DNA tests for my mother and father from family court. I know that will upset her since they want to visit family court so damn much. Plus, I want to sue Keisha, my mother, my uncle, my aunt, my sister and my brother for Slander, Defamation of character and Alienation of affection. It is simple to prove that we had a real and valid relationship with clear intentions. I have evidence to establish our clear timeline and an engagement party video. That Keisha and my family are present in the party video establishes that they were fully aware of our relationship. I have documented proof of their harassment of me after discovering the affair in the form of my restraining order. What I don't have is an actual marriage license from Jared, but if I can get him to put it in writing, his intention to be with me after his divorce from my cousin and that he only married her due to being trapped in an impossible situation with her pregnancy. I believe a Judge will rule in my favor. What do you think?" probed Ivanka.

"I think you should have been a lawyer. I think it's a great fucking idea and with us sending the IRS their way. They will be up the creek without a paddle. Hopefully the Brooks family will not help them at all. You need a quick claim deed for that house done asap and a notarized letter from Jared stating that he is of sound mind and body and wants to gift you the house for a dollar so that it can never be challenged, and it needs to be videotaped. If you can get him to admit that he loves you and not Keisha and wants you to wait for him till the divorce is over on camera even better. "chuckled Claire as she ate popcorn and sipped on her wine.

"Perfect." declared Ivanka in a French accent with a giggle.

"Well, I guess we know what fine ass Michael Ambruso can do for you now. He can handle the quick claim deed, video and the notarized letter. We will have Rosen handle the Alienation of Affection lawsuits. Damn, this shit is so good it's better than a soap opera. I want a two-week all-expensive paid girls trip after using my damn resources and brain power." demanded Claire in a matter-of-fact tone.

"You got it! That sounds like heaven right now. Thanks again for everything. I would be so lost without you. And is he really fine? I have heard people talk about him, but I have never personally seen him." remarked Ivanka wholeheartedly.

"No, your ass would be in the nuthouse for real, for real, courtesy of your crazy ass family. That's why it's time to teach them a valuable lesson to stop fucking with you, period. And hell yess... Michael Ambruso is so fine that he can get it anyway and anywhere.... I would be open for business 24 hours a day, 7 days a week if he was my man. Every time he moved, I would throw my legs wide in the air just in case he thought he might want a taste. Girl, you're talking about someone living on their knees. " shouted Claire, still a little annoyed that they had tried to do something so horrible to her good friend.

" Girl! I can't with you sometimes. Stop! Behave! But, you are so right. Look, let me get dressed. I will call you back when I get in the car driving over to the restaurant." announced Ivanka, laughing uncontrollably.

"No! Don't drive! Order a car service. So that you can enjoy drinking and hanging out. You need a minute just to be. After the day you have had, you deserve to get drunk, drunk. So drunk that you bring home a man and finally lose your virginity, especially since Jared's not going to get it." suggested Claire, laughing.

"Another great idea. Later alligator." responded Ivanka, chuckling at her friend.

"Later crocodile." said Claire, laughing and ending the call.