vampire noble's chaos party in modern world

Lithia Blackwinter — warlord, noble, aura-wielding menace, and possibly the world’s most intimidating fifteen-year-old — was busy conquering kingdoms and collecting enemy heads like trading cards...

Until one fine, disastrous afternoon, the universe decided to throw her out like yesterday’s trash.



Now stuck in modern-day small-town America — where wars are fought over WiFi passwords, not kingdoms — Lithia’s trying to survive without a sword, a castle, or even a proper servant to yell at. Adopted (more like kidnapped by kindness) by the aggressively friendly Hensley family, she’s learning that suburbia might be more dangerous than a battlefield.



From plastic-wrapped food and bizarre human rituals to the eldritch horror known as “cars” — this world makes no sense. But one thing’s clear: just because you’ve left the war behind, doesn’t mean the chaos is over.



Because when a vampire noble crashes into modern life, you can bet your last brain cell that the world isn’t ready for her.