Hotel Days
"Well, hello there, you wayward Sinner! Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do, that's why you're in Hell! But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that? Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption! Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter, Charlotte Morningstar! Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands, as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you!" Alastor's voice is heard through the TV.
"Here we offer fun things, such as somewhat functional staff and 24-hour pest control. Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor! Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident. Wow! All this, and more at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here!" Alastor said on a camera before turning off the TV
"So, what do you think?" Alastor said curiously which everyone else seemed dumbfounded, while you may have possibly been intrigued. "I'm sorry. What the fuck was that?!" Vaggie said clearly annoyed at the 'commercial' presented by Alastor.
Charlie speaks up "Uh, Yeah. One note, Alastor, I mean, first off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but um, maybe the tone is a bit... off? We want people to want to come here. This makes it look, um…" Vaggie cuts her off "Bad. The word you're looking for is bad."
"I mean Come on guys it wasnt that bad… Didnt it look at least a bit interesting, if not somewhat entertaining… In a way" you said "Yes Exactly, great feedback [Y/N]!" Charlie said supportingly trying to seem at least a bit enthusiastic about Alastors 'help'.
"Funny. I was going for hilarious." Alastor said drastically "Well It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination, which was the whole fucking point!" Vaggie practically growled it out to him.
"Vaggie is right Alastor, the commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them." Charlie said "Well, my dear, I haven't been active in Hell for some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show, the proper medium to express oneself. But, you insisted on this noisy picture box advertisement So, I had a little fun with it." Alastor said in defense.
"Well why dont we do your idea broadcast it then?" you said curiously, but it seemed it wasn't very noticed as Vaggie was still going off at Alastor again.
"Oh, fun? You had a little fun with it? Well, this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help run this hotel. Instead, you're mocking us. Nobody's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time!" Vaggie said bitterly.
Angel Dust raises his hand from the couch, catching everyone's attention. "What Angel?" Vaggie said blatantly "If you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?" Angel Said smugly.
"Angel, you're a porn star." Vaggie states which surprised you as no one had told you about Angel Dust's or anyone elses job, the only things you knew was that Vaggie is a Fallen Angel, Charlie is Lucifer's daughter, and Alastor is an extremely powerful Demonic Overlord.
"A famous porn star" Angel corrects before continuing "I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in." Angel says before Vaggie interjects "Angel we are not filming a porn as a commercial" Vaggie says trying to get Angel Dust to take the conversation more seriously, but in your eyes Angel is DEAD serious which scares you. "Why not? Sex sells, don't it? I swear if you film me goin' at it with mister fancy talk-creepy voice here, or this hot new person you'd be rollin' in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel!" Angel would then give another smug grin.
You and Alastor both wince "Haha! Never going to happen!" Alastor states. "Yeah… No, just No" You say blandly trying to ignore what you just heard. "Hold that thought! I'll be right back" Charlie says as she gets a phone call and goes to the corner of the Hotel to answer.
"Hey, I have a question. If freaky face over there is so powerful, then why can't he just make people stay here?" Angel states confused "Oh, trust me I can!" Alastor says with a higher pitched Radio Voice which sent a slight shiver down your spine.
"Why do you think I'm here? Do You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fucks bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me?" Husk said sounding drunk, which the statement of him being forced to work which despite being a Demon which you despised more than anything actually made you feel bad, if only a little bit.
"I like being forced!" Nifty said "Keep that to yourself, Niff" Husk Responds, which I silently agree. "What? You don't love being here with me, Whiskers?" Angel said flirtatiously "Call me Whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat" Husk responds "Kinky, Come on, keep talking dirty" Angel [seductively] smiled to him.
"He dosent want to play with you Angel dont be so childish, if your an adult act like it and do your job as a resident: try and build better qualities instead of preying on your worse ones." You say with a serious expression, which Vaggie was surprised that you seemed to show real effort going into the idea of redemption, or maybe you were a great actor, or maybe you actually thought that it was possible, but you would think on this later.
Angel quickly sighs before putting on a bored expression "Buzzkill" Angel says. "Angel. Let Husk do his job, [Y/N] thanks for actually putting in effort for this Hotel" Vaggie says which Angel seems to have a slightly hurt expression. "Hey, I'm choosing to be here and I think it's all stupid. We're in hell, toots. That's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?" Angel says questioningly.
"Well, Maybe it doesn't have to be. Just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible!" you and Vaggie both say at the same time which you both look at each other with shocked expressions.
"VAGGIE, [Y/N], HOLY SHIT!" Charlie practically squels "Ah! What?" Vaggie says "What's going on?" You say in response to Charlie's enthusiasm. "My dad just called, he said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet. He asked if I could go instead" Charlie giddily states.
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"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?" Everyone except for Alastor and obviously Charlie scream at the same time.
[Later On]
Vaggie and you sit in front of a broken TV, where Vaggie groans with frustration and you just have a look of boredom in your eyes before Alastor teleports into the room. "Ah Seems like you're having a bit of a trouble there, hmm?" Alastor says smugly "Ugh, este pendejo why are you even here Alastor?" Vaggie says, which for the last part she seems to have genuinely asked.
"For the entertainment, its as I said I want to watch the scum of the world with its wasteful and wayward souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and fail spectacularly which leads to them spiraling into the dark fiery pit of failure" Alastor proudly states "Damn thats deep" you say slightly dumbfounded.
Vaggie points the camera to Alastor "And here is Alastor, the egocentric piece of shit that—-" Vaggie says before being cut off by Alastor "I wouldn't try that, my dear This face was made for radio!" As he was saying this his face turned slightly static, glitching the surroundings causing you to get out of your seat to try and take a defenseful position to protect Vaggie.
"There's no need to be alarmed I assure you I mean you no harm" Alastor says before shifting his form back to normal, though Vaggie gets annoyed nonetheless. "That's it. I don't care who or what you are. If you're staying here, you're going to make this work, because it won't be so "entertaining" to watch over an empty hotel, will it, shitass?!" Vaggie says in her usual bitter demeanor to Alastor 'Or to have your cane shoved up your spine you pathetic excuse of an Overlord' you think quietly to yourself about Alastor.
"Fine then How about this. Let's make a deal" Alastor says blandly "Pfft, you think I'm that stupid, making a deal with a demon like you?" Vaggie asks surprised? "Oh, not for your soul, just a simple deal. I do this for you, and you never ask me to engage with this frivolous television 'technology' ever again, or… Charlie can go back to absolutely nothing; Your choice" Alastor grins at her "*sigh* Fine." Vaggie reluctantly agrees.
"Excellent, Now then!" Vaggie places the camera into Alastor's hand which Alastor then uses his Demonic-Voodoo Magic to transmute the whole area into a stage set with high-quality old style luxury outfits which you seemed to have actually liked the one you were wearing. "Alright everyone, let's make a fucking commercial!" Vaggie puts on a smile that means business which you had to admit, it did look quite attractive.
Charlie comes back to the hotel looking mopey before Vaggie comes up and hugs her and while you were standing nearby Charlie hugged you too, and for some strange reason you didnt hate it, but you were more so surprised.
Hey babe! How did it go, did they listen? Vaggie asks "Oh, they sure did… But, um–" Charlie tries to speak up but Vaggie cuts her off "Oh, come here! We have something exciting to show you! Alastor pulled some strings and it's about to air." Vaggie said excitedly
"I pulled a few limbs too, hahaha!" Alastor makes a horrid joke which nobody laughs at. 'Thats it as soon as I get my power back im definitely going to kill him' you make a mental note to yourself. "Wait, the commercial? You all made a new one?" Charlie begins to tear up, albeit with happy tears. "Sshhh, it's starting." Angel shushes Charlie.
"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel–" As Vaggie is speaking on the TV the TV quickly cuts to the 666 New Channel which gets disappointed and angered reactions from everyone except for you and Alastor.
"Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next Extermination is happening 6 FUCKING MONTHS in advance, Do you know what that means Tom?" Katie Killjoy says on the TV; Your eye starts to twitch. "What does it mean Katie?" Tom responds.
"It means we're all royally fucked!" Katie says blandly but also indirectly expressively, because she is not wrong, with your powers being sealed and you most likely to be a target of the Extermination, now even EARLIER than you anticipated; how long will you have to try to weaken if not break the seal on your powers? clearly not enough it seems.
"Wait, what?" Angel asks "Uhh" Charlie makes a noise implying she knows something. "Oh shit" Everyone except for you and Alastor say slowly but with the same disappointing energy.