My Endless Loincloth Resurrection

Dexter Crawford was a pro-gamer… until life hit him with the ultimate nerf: a soul-crushing factory job.



One day, he wakes up in what he thinks is just another hyper-realistic RPG—except now:



- NPCs roast him harder than his Twitch chat.

- The "Tutorial" takes 10 real-world years to complete. (Who signed him up for this MMO from hell?!)

- Infinite Respawns? Enabled. (Good news: He’s basically a cockroach. Bad news: So are the boss fights.)



Turns out, the universe blue-screened, and Earth is now a glitchy amalgamation of every video game ever made—including the shovelware ones nobody asked for. (Looking at you, Horse Tariff Evasion Simulator.)



Game Over? Nah. Game just got weird.







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Disclaimer: This is an original work of fiction. While it parodies gaming culture, all characters, worlds, and concepts are the author’s creations. Any resemblance to existing game IPs is coincidental and unintentional. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any game companies.

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