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He ruled the mango world. Then he died. Now he’s stuck in a desert with no mangoes and a system that won’t shut up.

Hari Varma was once the proud (and exhausted) heir to India’s largest mango plantation empire. But after spending his entire life managing exports, balancing budgets, and never once enjoying the fruit of his labor, fate decided to hit the brakes—literally.

After a tragic (and oddly mango-themed) car accident, Hari wakes up in a strange new world that looks like Dubai… but with one outrageous twist:

There are no mangoes.

Not even one. Not in markets. Not in smoothies. They're banned.

But things get even juicier when Hari discovers he’s been gifted a mysterious Mango System, a voice in his head that offers him mango-themed powers in exchange for completing certain ridiculous tasks.

 [System Alert]: Teach someone the joy of mangoes – Reward: Mango Sense Lv. 1

 [System Alert]: Bribe a government official with a mango pie – Reward: Pit of Power (Throwable Weapon)

 [System Alert]: Say “I love mangoes” 100 times – Reward: Mango Armor (Smells like summer)

Now, armed with nothing but sarcastic wit, fruity skills, and a deep-seated passion for forbidden fruit, Hari must create his own mango empire yet again.

A comedically dramatic isekai about mangoes, missed chances, and making life a little sweeter—one juicy task at a time.

Perfect for fans of absurd systems, heartfelt humor, and fruit-fueled rebellion.

There Are No Mangoes in Dubai

The desert wind was calm that morning.

Hari stood in front of his sapling, hands clasped behind his back like a proud yet anxious father outside a delivery room. The small tree had been steadily growing thanks to his Mango System™—taller than it had any right to be in such a dry, sun-blasted wasteland.

A glint of orange.A soft, golden hue.The curve of destiny hanging from a branch.

"…It's happening," Hari whispered. "It's really happening."

The Mango Has Landed

With shaking hands, Hari plucked the mango from the tree. Warm. Ripe. Fragrant like heaven had bottled summer.

[System Alert: FIRST MANGO HARVESTED]Congratulations, Host! Your efforts have borne fruit. Literally.Reward Unlocked: Mango Crate of Wonders ×1Bonus Reward: Mango Companion – Mango-chan (Beta Ver.)

Hari blinked. "Wait, Mango what now—"

The Birth of Mango-chan

But not in a violent, sticky way.More like a fabulous puff of golden mist, sparkles, and vague anime sound effects.

When the light cleared, standing in the sand beside him was—

Or something shaped like a girl.

She wore a short, frilly dress in vibrant orange and green. Her twin ponytails bounced like mango peels caught in a light breeze, and her big eyes shimmered like pure juice concentrate. Her boots were mango-themed. Her earrings? Mango slices. Even her aura smelled faintly of fruit salad.

"Ta-da~!" she sang, twirling. "Mango-chan has arrived! Let's build your juicy empire together, Hari-sama!"

The camel dropped to its knees in shock.

An Existential Juice Crisis

"I… I have questions," Hari muttered.

"I have answers!" Mango-chan beamed.

Hari slowly sat down in the sand, holding his head. "I just wanted a mango farm…"

"Too late! You got a full-blown mango waifu instead!" she chirped, then struck a pose. "And I come with full functionality: marketing, mascot duties, combat support, and motivational juice quotes!"

She pulled out a mango-shaped megaphone and shouted:

Gifts from the System

[System Notification: Additional Rewards]– Mango-themed Tent (smells like fresh pulp)– Mango-chan's Outfit Customizer (scarily detailed)– 5x Mango Tokens (Use to summon mango-related upgrades or possibly summon... something else.)– Mango-chan now unlocked as a party member. Her stats:– Annoying: 8/10– Useful: 7/10– Adorably Chaotic: 11/10

Hari stared into the horizon. "I'm either blessed or cursed."

Mango-chan popped up beside him. "Why not both, Hari-sama~?"

The Mango Empire Begins

As the sun dipped behind the dunes, Hari stood beside his sapling, holding his first real mango.

Beside him stood Mango-chan, humming a weirdly catchy fruit-themed tune.

This wasn't just about mangoes anymore.

This was about hope.Justice.And mango-flavored world domination.

Chapter 11- Rascal Does Not Dream Of Mango Chan