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He ruled the mango world. Then he died. Now he’s stuck in a desert with no mangoes and a system that won’t shut up.

Hari Varma was once the proud (and exhausted) heir to India’s largest mango plantation empire. But after spending his entire life managing exports, balancing budgets, and never once enjoying the fruit of his labor, fate decided to hit the brakes—literally.

After a tragic (and oddly mango-themed) car accident, Hari wakes up in a strange new world that looks like Dubai… but with one outrageous twist:

There are no mangoes.

Not even one. Not in markets. Not in smoothies. They're banned.

But things get even juicier when Hari discovers he’s been gifted a mysterious Mango System, a voice in his head that offers him mango-themed powers in exchange for completing certain ridiculous tasks.

 [System Alert]: Teach someone the joy of mangoes – Reward: Mango Sense Lv. 1

 [System Alert]: Bribe a government official with a mango pie – Reward: Pit of Power (Throwable Weapon)

 [System Alert]: Say “I love mangoes” 100 times – Reward: Mango Armor (Smells like summer)

Now, armed with nothing but sarcastic wit, fruity skills, and a deep-seated passion for forbidden fruit, Hari must create his own mango empire yet again.

A comedically dramatic isekai about mangoes, missed chances, and making life a little sweeter—one juicy task at a time.

Perfect for fans of absurd systems, heartfelt humor, and fruit-fueled rebellion.

There Are No Mangoes in Dubai

The very next morning, Hari awoke to the sound of Mango-chan enthusiastically yelling something about "feng shui" and "maximum mango ambiance."

He rubbed his eyes and stepped outside. His jaw dropped.

She'd already roped several camels into carrying mango-shaped bean bags, giant fruit posters, and one disturbingly realistic life-sized mango couch into a half-finished building near the mango fields.

"Surprise!" Mango-chan grinned, holding up a glittery sign that read:

WELCOME TO MANGO MUNCHIES™ – Where Every Sip is a Trip

Hari blinked. "I thought we were going to plan this out."

"I did! In my head. For five whole minutes."

He opened his mouth to argue—but the system dinged before he could get a word out.

[New Quest Available: Open Dubai's First Mango Café]Objective: Finish construction, create a menu, and serve 10 customers.Bonus Goal: Add an unnecessarily flashy entrance.Reward: Mango Smoothie Dispenser, Mango Points +100, Café Mascot Outfit for Mango-chan.

Hari squinted at the flashing quest window.

[Mango Points: The universal currency of mango-based miracles. Use them wisely. Or recklessly. We're not your mom.]

"Great," Hari muttered. "Now I've got fruit money."

Building the Dream (With Camels and Chaos)

Hari enlisted his camel workforce again, who now wore little construction helmets with mango stickers. They dragged in mango-wood planks, hammered nails using their hooves (don't ask how), and set up walls faster than any real-world contractor ever would.

"Boss," said one of the camels telepathically (thanks, System Translation Perk), "we're gonna need a smoothie break soon."

Hari sighed. "After we finish the snack counter, okay?"

By the afternoon, the café's mango-shaped sign sparkled in the Dubai sun, and the interior smelled like both fresh paint and extremely fresh mangoes.

The Menu (and the Trouble)

Mango-chan unveiled her hand-drawn menu. It read:

Mystery Mango Fusion (triple ??? with a skull emoji)

But the moment they opened, the three skeptical customers from last chapter returned—this time with friends. Word had spread. Mango was the new gold.

People peeked inside, stared at the mango wallpaper, the camel servers, the "TRY A MANGO, COWARD" talking sign—and instead of leaving, they ordered.

System, Activated

[Quest Completed: Open Dubai's First Mango Café!]Mango Points +100Reward Unlocked: Mango Smoothie Dispenser (Powered by Vibes and Fruit)Bonus Achieved: Flashy Entrance!Bonus Reward: Mango-chan Mascot Outfit – Sparkle Edition

Mango-chan gasped. "IT'S SO SPARKLY I'M GONNA CRY."

Hari looked at the growing line of customers, sipping mango-cinos and moaning with joy.

Maybe—just maybe—he could bring paradise back to this mango-less world.

Chapter 16 - There Are No Mango Cafe's in Dubai