The_Thunder_Lord

Rae, a perverted thief with bad luck and worse life choices, was caught peeping on a couple getting busy. Naturally, he got his ass kicked—and his life ended. 
Or so he thought.
 Just before his untimely demise, Rae had one last wish: to live like a king, surrounded by voluptuous women with big booties and even bigger breasts.

Turns out, death wasn’t the end. It was just the beginning. Rae woke up in a fantasy world, and not just any world, but one where he was gifted a special system. A system... with some unusual tastes.

[Ding!]

[Quest: Drink breast milk from the source.]

[Litres: 0/10]

[Reward: Race Change from Goblin to a race of your choosing.]

"Wait—what? I’m a goblin now?!"

From Goblin Slave To Giga-Daddy: A Goblin’s Guide to Getting a Harem

Meanwhile, Adrian's vision returned in fuzzy, cartoonish blinks—like the world had been rendered in watercolor and someone was now aggressively sharpening the outlines.

The health potion was finally doing its job, stitching his consciousness back together with the slow grace of a lazy intern.

He still had absolutely no idea what the hell had happened.

One minute he was talking to Alice—probably saying something charming, noble, and slightly stupid.

And the next, he was slipping like a banana peel gag into a puddle of what felt like Satan's leftover bathwater.

Spread out like laundry in a storm, while the rain poured onto his face like the heavens were personally spitting on him.

Now he opened his eyes to the sight of Alex.

That smug, stupidly handsome face hovering over him like some low-budget archangel in a drama show.

What Adrian Saw!