I Got Reincarnated… With a System That Hates Me?

Mason Hollow was a professional failure. Jobless, broke, and still living with his parents at 23, his greatest accomplishment was managing to microwave pizza without burning it. Then one morning, he was tragically (and hilariously) killed by a falling mini-fridge delivered by a rogue drone.



End of story?



Not quite.



Mason wakes up in a dark void…

With a system.

A powerful, world-shaping, hero-enhancing system.



Too bad it wasn’t meant for him.



Now stuck with S.A.S.S. — the System for Absolute Survival Support (who really, really didn’t want to be assigned to him) — Mason is dropped into one of the most lethal regions of a magical world:

The Thornwilds.

A land where the trees slap back, the squirrels are rabid, and the only quest is: Don’t die.



Armed with sarcasm, terrible luck, and a system that roasts him harder than his enemies, Mason must survive long enough to become... someone vaguely competent.



Maybe even a hero.

(If the system doesn’t uninstall itself first.)