One Piece: The Biggest Scoundrel in Navy History

At a Navy internal hearing, high-ranking officials interrogated the infamous "scoundrel" of the Navy, Captain Darren of the North Blue, with grave concern.



“You’ve been involved in improper relationships with numerous princesses and noblewomen from the royal families of North Blue’s nations?”



“Just showing care for the people.”



Senior Navy Officials: …



“How do you explain the absurdly high wages earned by the soldiers under your North Blue fleet?”



“Do you expect them to risk their lives on the pittance from headquarters?”



Senior Navy Officials: (ーー゛)



“Why does the North Blue fleet have access to Germa’s technology?”



“Civil-military collaboration. Germa 66 was moved by my sense of justice.”



Senior Navy Officials: (￣o￣)



“How do you account for the unusual deaths of Celestial Dragons in the North Blue?”



“Oh, that was a maritime accident… Truly unfortunate. I personally feel deeply regretful.”



Senior Navy Officials: (?_??)



“One last question: How do you evaluate yourself?”



“I smoke, I drink, I’m greedy, lustful, power-hungry, deceitful, and wicked in every way, but I’m a damn good Navy officer.”



Senior Navy Officials: ???



Garp: Damn it! I can’t take this anymore! Sengoku, don’t stop me! I’m gonna beat this brat into shape!!



And so begins the story of a rebellious and fallen Navy scoundrel.