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Werewolves: The Apocalypse — The Book of Hungry Names
(Now with 98% more ecological guilt and 100% less graphics)

You and your band of traumatized werewolves (read: a group of poorly resolved furry therapists) must save the Living Earth using two infallible ingredients: homicidal rage and questionable spirituality.

In this interactive novel with hundreds of choices (most leading to inevitable doom), you'll have the chance to face a Wyrm Spirit that manifests itself as... a lie you really want to believe. Like that voice that says "I'll start my diet tomorrow." Only with more cosmic destruction.

 Written by Kyle Marquis and set in the wonderful (cough) universe of World of Darkness, this epic without a single image (but with 1.6 million words, in other words, an abusive relationship with reading) is fueled solely by the most powerful thing in the world: your imagination that has already failed three college entrance exams.

You are a werewolf. And like all good werewolf, you are a mix of:

Shaman who thinks meditation cures demonic migraines,

Hero that nobody asked for,

Monster with existential crises,

And sustainability consultant for Mother Gaia (bankrupt, of course).

Created by the goddess of the Earth, you were gifted with the ability to turn into a wolf (in other words, walk around naked with style), and tasked with the noble mission of preventing humanity from turning the planet into a cosmic McTrash.

But guess what? You failed. Congratulations.

 Three years ago, your pack was part of the Sept of Broad Brook, Massachusetts (land of maple syrup and spiritual doom), where werewolves still pretended they had a chance against the Wyrm — the spirit of destruction, chaos, and people who comment “first” on YouTube.

While other Septs fell like dominoes at a satanic rave, yours was there, firm, strong, and deluded. Some said you would prevent the Apocalypse. Others just thought it was funny to watch the circus burn.

Now, all that’s left is for you to pick up the pieces (literally), avoid becoming an evil spirit’s kibble, and, who knows, write your name in the Book of Hungry Names — the one that eats hopes, New Year’s promises, and happy endings.

Do you want me to adapt this to become the introduction to chapter 1 as well?

Of course! Here's a Desciclopédia-style warning, with a touch of acid and humor, that you can put at the beginning of your story on Wattpad to make everything clear:

WARNING BEFORE SOME LITIGIOUS SPIRIT COMES TO BARK

This work is a humorous reinterpretation (read: full of irony, sarcasm, dark humor and some inconvenient truths) based on the style of interactive stories like those from Choice of Games. But, before anyone calls the lawyers or invokes the spirit of copyright, let's make something VERY clear:

This is not plagiarism. It's parody. It's a joke. It's entertainment.

(And, let's be honest, not even Mother Gaia would bother to sue.)

The writing adopted follows the Desciclopédia style, that is:

Nothing is sacred.

Everything can be a joke.

If you get offended, congratulations, the system worked.

 This is a tongue-in-cheek homage to the classics of the genre, using the interactive format to tell stories that are bizarre, tragic, hilarious, and incredibly stupid (sometimes all at the same time). None of the original Choice of Games content was copied directly—only the structure was inspired, because let’s face it, reinventing the wheel is a lot of work.

If you want an epic journey with deep moral dilemmas, go play the original.

If you want to laugh at your own misfortune while turning into a werewolf and punching mystical capitalism with your paws, go ahead. It’s your house.

Zerk World) Zombo Stars

Desciclopédia style rewrite: "The Werewolf, the Soldier and the Wolverine Cosplay"

Snow flies everywhere as you advance in a 'I'm going to solve this by myself' style, literally. The mysterious soldier, who looks more like a Call of Duty extra with ninja DLC, evades your attack with the ease of someone who does Pilates three times a week.

You growl "okay then, you jerk" as the guy pulls out a knife that is an exact clone of the one Bly (probably an AI-generated name) just pulled out of your chest. Yes, you were stabbed, you survived, and now you're ready to do it again because who cares about anatomical logic when you're a werewolf in Berserk mode?

You slide through the snow like a psychopathic penguin, dodging the attack with the flair of someone who played too much Tony Hawk's Pro Skater as a teenager. Then he rips his enemy's legs apart with the class of a feisty cat, already thinking he's the champion of the night. But the poor guy gets up with ease, as if hamstring were the name of an alternative rock band and not a debilitating injury.

The ground cracks, the tension rises, and you ask yourself:

"How come the guy is still standing? Is he on the strength of hatred or has he taken too much pre-workout?"

He's the creation of Maker, the Elon Musk of the wolf apocalypse, who instead of launching rockets, launches genetically modified psychopaths to break up protests with silent beatings.

In short, you thought you were playing in "bar fight" mode and discovered that you've entered a "Capcom overdid it" level Boss Fight.

Do you want me to continue the descyclopedic rewrite of the next section?