You made your choice.
You said yes to the Love Triangle Quest.
And now, the chaos begins.
It starts small: Monica insists on sitting between you and Rachel when you're all on the couch. Ross glares at you more than usual. Chandler makes snarkier-than-normal remarks. Joey offers to teach you how to flirt "less awkwardly," which is rich, coming from him.
But it's Phoebe who really shakes you.
Scene: Phoebe's Apartment
You're there because she invited you over "for spiritual reasons." You figured it'd be crystals or smudging or an oddly deep song about dinosaurs. Instead, she lights candles and lays out tarot cards.
Phoebe: "You're not from around here, are you?"
You laugh nervously. "I mean, I'm from… midtown?"
Phoebe flips the first card. The Fool.
Then the World, upside-down.
Then… the Wheel of Fortune, also upside-down.
Phoebe looks up, face deadly serious.
Phoebe: "Okay. So. You're in a transitional state. You've stepped into a new world, but the cycle's broken. Something's off-balance. Time is… bending around you."
You freeze. That's… too accurate.
SYSTEM ALERT
Phoebe Buffay has unlocked: "Spiritual Intuition – 50%"
She now passively detects System fluctuations. Caution advised.
You: "What happens if I stay here?"
Phoebe shrugs. "You either fix everything… or you break the timeline and get stuck in a never-ending rerun."
Cool cool cool.
Later – Monica's Apartment
You try to act normal. The whole gang is there. Rachel hands you a slice of pizza. Ross is telling a story about fossils. Chandler's making jokes that land unevenly. You're not sure if they're laughing at you or with you anymore.
SYSTEM QUEST UPDATE:
Love Triangle Stage 2 Unlocked – Trigger Jealousy in One Character
Target Options: [Rachel], [Ross], [Chandler]
Reward: +10 Drama Points, +10 Audience Engagement
Warning: This will have real consequences.
You look at Rachel. She's laughing. She's relaxed. You kind of like this version of her. But you also know you're playing with fire. Still…
You lean in slightly.
You say her name softly.
She glances at you — curious, maybe a little surprised.
And just then, you feel Ross staring. Like a laser. Like he just saw a velociraptor steal his lunch.
DING!
[+5 Rachel Relationship Points]
[+8 Ross Jealousy Points]
[+10 Drama Points]
System Response: "This Is Going To Be Fun."