An Alchemist and Her Powerless Dragon

You know how people say, "Don't drink and walk near traffic"? Yeah, turns out that’s solid advice. One moment, I was just a tipsy mess on modern Earth, and the next—bam! Truck-kun sent me flying into a brand-new world.



Now, I’m Celeste, an alchemist’s apprentice in the sleepy little town of Olfea. No Wi-Fi, no coffee shops, but hey, at least I haven’t been hit by any more large moving vehicles. Yet.



And before you ask—no, I’m not the Chosen One. There’s no secret prophecy with my name on it, no hidden magic coursing through my veins, and I’m definitely not a misunderstood villainess trying to dodge a bad ending. I’m just a girl trying to live her best (second) life, mixing potions and not dying. Again.



But let’s be real—fate loves messing with people. So the real question is: Do I actually get a peaceful, do-over life this time, or is the universe just waiting to drop another disaster in my lap? Guess I’ll find out.