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Dude: i drank my brain out yesterday.

Dasch: what does that even mean.

Dude: i mean i drank alot and forgot to go to sleep.

Dasch: how can you be so dumb that you forget something so basic as your sleep.

Dude: this is evidently showing how drunk i was.

Dasch: i thought you meant to quit. no?

Dude: i sure did. but then things kinda changed. nothing i expected.

Dasch: well. you must be glad that you found a new reason to be drinking.

Dude: it really was none of the bullshits i usually came up with to rationalize my drinking.

Dasch: what could be such occasion? i cannot fathom. what the heck could this be?

Dude: well so i wasn't supposed to be at the bar. however, i found myself there soon after i reminded myself i shouldn't be there.

Dasch: well, were you kidnapped and put into that bar place?

Dude: no. dog. my feet carried me there. i did not expect them to move so swiftly and quickly. like shuffling mad fast.

Dasch: was there someone waiting for you. or were you getting chased by something. you sound like you really didn't mean to be there.

Dude: it shouldn't have happened but it did unfortunately. actually, not sure if it's unfortunate or not. can't decide for now.

Dasch: well if you were already there however, what did you make out of it.

Dude: well i had drinks and some food. nothing surprising. no actually. i never spent so much money on one day on an weekend.

Dasch: your spendiction perhaps arrived.

Dude: my stingy may have grown it somehow. i can't believe i spent that money like that.

Dasch: what good is your money if it sits unused.

Dude: it could have been for different cause. something better than stupid drinking.

Dasch: well if it was stupid. why did you do it. was it not stupid back then.

Dude: it wasn't. however it always become stupid afterwards. that's how all drinking occasions work.

Dasch: well, there must have been compelling reason then. no?

Dude: yes it was. i feel like i had no other option. it really was a decision that i thought was good at the time.

Dasch: i can see however it no longer is so. maybe why don't you just keep thinking it actually was a good decision for good. just believe that it is good forever from this point on.

Dude: it's not easy being easy on me when it comes to random drinking. it's such unneeded indulgence.

Dasch: if it wasn't why did you indulge in it so much to find yourself saying that you drank your brain.

Dude: the drinks surely wet my brain noodles. i think i must have been baptized by that, however irreligious.

Dasch: i don't think that's anything close to baptism dude. that did not take place my friend. unless you are very confused or lost or twisted like your brain noodles.

Dude: i think those drinks did hammer me into weirdo perhaps. i however want to insist that it really was a kind of baptism because the water sprinkled on my brain during my drinking.

Dasch: i think that's plain weirdness. i guess you're just being good at it. i won't bother you about the matter of baptism. you believe you.

Dude: i do not mean to evangelize about it either. i would be repeating the mistakes all evangelists make. i promise not to be like that ever never. how annoying those people are. it's obnoxious.

Dasch: what do you have against them if there's anything at all.

Dude: sometime somewhere they tried to convert me against my will. i did not want that. i did not like that. they however did it anyways. and that can't be good. it's plain rude and violating.

Dasch: they got in your way and that pissed you off.

Dude: they sure did and i wanted to piss on them.

Dasch: that could have been memorable self-defense. why didn't you do it. or did you.

Dude: you know i couldn't take out my thing so out of blue. plus i didn't have any strong stream to shoot at em. my piss was too weak and wasn't loaded yet.

Dasch: yes, if you want something like fire department kind of hydro power, one person can't do it all. it's just not possible.

Dude: anyways, they weren't however at the bar thankfully.

Dasch: well, finally, that's something good. isn't it.

Dude: anyhow, i don't think i will get to why i got to the bar though.

Dasch: then what's the whole point of all this talk so far.

Dude: i don't know. sorry. maybe next time.

Dasch: who cares. well.

Dude: well then.

Dasch: see you around.