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dunderheads

Dasch: how come you're hanging towels on your indoor bike.

Dude: how come you point that out now.

Dasch: because i never had.

Dude: well okay then. they are there because the bike is a good hanger. there was no other place better suited.

Dasch: however, isn't that a bike foremost, not a hanger.

Dude: it is. it gets to be something else. otherwise it's left there unused.

Dasch: well you can ride it.

Dude: and i didn't.

Dasch: because?

Dude: i didn't.

Dasch: okay why?

Dude: i just didn't.

Dasch: because?

Dude: look i just didn't.

Dasch: no don't you see. why didn't you?

Dude: oh oh. that. i thought i would but then i didn't.

Dasch: why.

Dude: are we just repeating here.

Dasch: we are and do we want this.

Dude: i am actually not sure.

Dasch: i think we broke out of it already.

Dude: i guess so. well that was fast.

Dasch: i don't think we intended though.

Dude: do we care. really.

Dasch: probably not.

Dude: so just let it be.

Dasch: at this point, do we ever intend anything.

Dude: what's the point.

Dasch: i don't know.

Dude: well okay then.

Dasch: well, um. what now.

Dude: i mean. whatever.

Dasch: then what though.

Dude: something. just not anything and nothing.

Dasch: well that thing then

Dude: yeah. could it be…

Dasch: umm. i am not quite…

Dude: if so perhaps.

Dasch: yeah i can no more.

Dude: what else so.

Dasch: to be unspoken of.

Dude: thus hence.

Dasch: wherefore.

Dude: none as such.

Dasch: whence.

Dude: death be upon.

Dasch: once and for all.

Dude: pain in vain.

Dasch: dance depraved.

Dude: there be no more.

Dasch: no more there be.

Dude: that was copy.

Dasch: copy that was.

Dude: hence do us apart.

Dasch: do apart us hence.

Dude: bye.

Dasch: yeb.

And that's how the dunderheads split.