Miss Miller And Mr. Walton: Round Two

Adrien Walton hates plants.

I found that out on my second day when he told a delivery guy to "take that green thing out of his office before it starts photosynthesizing." His exact words.

So, naturally, I decided to gift him one. 

It wasn't real, of course. I'm not that irresponsible — what if I accidentally killed it and he blamed me for botanical manslaughter?

No, this was war, not a gardening class. I went with a plastic aloe vera I found in the clearance bin of a decor shop. Slightly shiny, slightly crooked, and 100% annoying.

Mr. Walton's office was a temple of stark, geometric perfection. Clean lines, muted colours, expensive art that probably cost more than my car. Everything was curated, controlled, utterly devoid of anything remotely... tacky.

Perfect.