Chapter 38: Rich Mansion Shenanigans (Part 2)
Masani stood there at the door, he was like a dog with rage, looking at Jotaro, who was just a hopeless bodyguard.
-Jotaro: "..Riku? Oh, the guest? He is with the boss somewhere, I don't know, because I am too young."
-Masani: "The boss?"
-Jotaro: "Yeah, the rich guy that owns this mansion."
-Masani: "The Rich creep?!"
-Jotaro: "...you can say that, boss is indeed creepy"
-Masani: "OH SO THAT'S HIM! DON'T WORRY, RIKU! I WILL SAVE YOU!"
-Jotaro: "Hey, sir, I promise you Riku is safe, he is just getting along with the boss."
-Masani: "WHAT?!"
-Jotaro: "They made peace so everything is fine now...but not for my side, I LOST HIS KID AND BOSS'S SON!"
-Masani: "WHAT?!"
-Jotaro: "I KNOW, I AM GETTING FIRED!"
-Masani: "WHAT?!"
-Jotaro: "...Hold on, are you actually listening to me?"
-Masani: "WHAT?!"
-Jotaro: "Never mind, JUST ENTER!"
Masani enters, and they both go their own way.
-Masani: "I can smell you, Riku!"
-Jotaro: "There is no holding back anymore, kids..."
Meanwhile.
-Akanishi(drunk): "chiku...what r u doing?"
-Riku(drunk): "I am gonna adopt 5 more kids..."
-Akanishi: "Oh sure, WHAT?! Nuh uh! This is "I accidentally adopted 5 little rascals because I was drunk!", not "I accidentally adopted 10 little rascals because I was even more drunk!"! Come back here!"
Akanishi tries to jump on Riku but misses by 15 meters (how can you miss by that much? Oh right, he's drunk.)
-Akanishi: "Yakumo, do something!"
-Yakumo: "Unde(gulb hard)stood."
Yakumo tries to block Riku's path, but she gets glitched out of the way.
-Akanishi: "Guards do something!...guards?"
All the bodyguards were playing DOS.
-Bodyguard 1(drunk): "You can't put 4 dos's!"
-Bodyguard 2(drunk): "I don't care, this isn't Uno, it Dos dumbass."
-Bodyguard 3(drunk): "woooah! I am a plane!"
-Bodyguard 4'drunk): "No reader, there is not a dark joke coming in, but still, be careful not to be eaten by a man." (reference to that one irl guy that ate a plan, you thought I was referencing something else, huh?)
-Akanishi: "...welp..."
Riku atomizes the super-duper ultra-reinforced-five-layer walls that were supposed not to let anyone escape.
-Akanishi: "You really do have a thing for walls!"
From afar, Masani sensed something.
-Masani: "Riku!"
Masani immediately ran toward Riku and smashed him back inside the bar, while the walls mysteriously repaired themselves.
-Riku: "wot?"
-Masani(looking at Akanishi): "You are the Rich creep dude!"
-Akanishi: "... I guess that me-"
Masani jumps straight toward him without hesitation.
-Masani: "How dare you hurt my lil brother?!"
-Akanishi: "That was the past, alright? We're friends now."
-Riku: "Yeah, we were getting along just right now."
-Akanishi: "Don't listen to him, he was gonna adopt 5 more little kids."
-Masani: "What about your son? Your bodyguard said he lost all the kids."
-Riku and Akanishi: "...WHAT?!"
-Masani: "I know...I had the same reaction."
In the meantime.
-Jotaro: "I have searched to the nanometre of this big mansion and more and still no kid in sight, WHY?!"
-Montaro: "Yo Jotaro, what's wrong?"
-Iso: "You seem in a bad mood."
-Jotaro: "I was requested to protect you kids, but I couldn't find you...how am I gonna do?"
-Juni: "Uh...did you try to see if the cat didn't swallow us?"
-Jotaro: "Yeah, I did try to see."
-Yaku: "And did you try to see if we perhaps were on another planet?"
-Jotaro: "Yes, I checked the sun, Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune...and even Mars since it was so important (?) I couldn't find you guys."
-Amane: "Did you not try to seek us outside the solar system?"
-Jotaro: "Yes, I did! I was even faster than Wally West (he does NOT solo all fiction btw, not mine at least) and couldn't find you."
-Momo: "Even between the heavens and earth?"
-Jotaro: "No, I am not meta enough to be able to go there, but neither are you guys are so I didn't check...But WHERE ARE YOU NOW?! AHHH!!"
-Montaro: "Uh, we're here?"
-Jotaro: "Oh no, I took so long I started hearing their ghost on me...I failed as a young starting bodyguard!"
-Iso: "Let me put some sense back into him..."
Iso approach Jotaro and give him the slap of the year.
-Jotaro: "Eh?"
-Iso: "Are you back with us now?"
-Jotaro: "...oh, you guys are here! phew, I thought I was about to get fired"
-Yaku: "We never really left....Well, we did, but still."
-Jotaro: "So where were you guys the whole time?"
-Juni: "Between the heavens and earth, we actually were meta enough to take a visit there."
-Jotaro: "...As long as you guys are safe, this is all good."
Masani, Riku, Akanishi, and Yakumo all came ina rush.
-Akanishi: "Oh, son, you're here!"
-Yakumo: "Indeed, they are saf.e"
-Riku: "Oh, Yaku, Juni, Amane, Iso, and Momo, you're here!"
-Masani: "Guess they are safe."
-Jotaro: "Boss, what are you doing here?"
-Akanishi: "This overprotective older brother uninvited guest told us that you lost the kids..."
-Jotaro (swallowing hard): "... I couldn't find them even before I started bos.s"
-Montaro: "That was my fault, Father. I just took everyone to...somewhere Jotaro didn't know about, and we also went between the heavens and earth."
-Akanishi: "I see...Jotaro..."
-Jotaro: "Yes?"
-Akanishi: "Let's reckless drive together!"
-Jotaro: "Yappie!"
-Masani: "Ayo, hold on, you're taking a young adult on WHAT??"
-Akanishi: "You came with a car, right? wanna come with us?"
-Masani: "...as long as there is no traffic-"
-Akanishi: "I have a personal space."
-Masani: "Alright, I am in!"
-Riku: "...uh? Did I miss something between you, too?"
-Akanishi: "Riku...I am starting to like your older brother..uh?"
-Masani: "The name is Masani."
-Akanishi: "Masani! Be our guest, too!"
-Everyone: "YAY!"
And thus the Rich mansion shenanigans don't stop here....WHO BROUGHT A WHOLE T.REX INTO THE PLACE?
-T-rex (roaring)
-Everyone: "ahh!"
-T-rex (putting glasses): "Ah, sorry for scaring you guys, I hear the party was so good I got resurrected, I just wanted to join the party too."
-Akanishi: "Yeah sure, the whole mansion is big enough to take even a titan!"
-Everyone: "YAY!"
End of chapter (finally?)