Samuel thought his twenties would be filled with ramen, rent anxiety, and rejection. Instead, he woke up to a floating screen offering him the deal of a lifetime: build a harem, earn real-world money, and unlock ridiculous rewards. The catch? Every reward is tied to genuine affection—and the system’s definition of “genuine” includes some very... hands-on requirements.
Now stuck in a grind where kisses earn cash and cuddles boost his credit score, Samuel finds himself juggling jealous tsunderes, seductive office ladies, and one feral elf who refuses to wear pants. Each new encounter is a hilarious gamble between romance, chaos, and trying not to die from nosebleeds—or spontaneous combustion.
Between awkward pillow talk, outrageous quests, and enough system pop-ups to make him scream, Samuel’s about to learn that love might just be the most profitable (and exhausting) business of all.