The sun shone on a vast plain. A gentle breeze washed over two figures facing each other in combat.
One was a man wearing heavy-looking armor and holding a gargantuan sword in each hand.
The other was a woman in underwear, wearing a silly-looking hat in the shape of a mushroom.
The armored warrior sprinted to the public morals offender and swung the heavy blades her way.
She rolled to the side, completely avoiding the attack. She then crouched, stood up, crouched, and stood up.
The warrior turned around and sprinted to the woman once again.
The cycle repeated a few times until the semi-naked woman drank a flask, then clutched her head in apparent pain.
The heavily armored individual saw the chance and rushed her, then jumped and swung the colossal weapons.