The cement is a little loose

After taking Feng Nanshu for a walk, Jiang Qin returned to the dormitory in the night. As soon as he opened the door, a burst of thick smoke suddenly rushed towards him, choking him and making him take a few steps back immediately. →

  "You set the dormitory on fire while I was away?" Jiang Qin raised his eyebrows.

  Zhou Chao chuckled: "Brother Jiang, why are you back so late?"

  "Something happened, so I went out for a meal."

  Jiang Qin walked in and fanned twice with his hands. After careful observation, he found that Zhou Chao was playing with his mobile phone, Cao Guangyu was still posting frantically, and the source of the smoke came from Ren Ziqiang.

  This guy was sitting on a chair, staring at the night outside the window with a numb expression, a half-burned cigarette in his hand, a drooping slipper hanging on his raised left foot, and cigarette butts all over the ground under his feet. He looked very decadent, and his eyes had lost their light.

  This scene looks familiar, Fire Cloud Evil God?

  Jiang Qin looked at Zhou Chao strangely: "What's wrong with Old Ren? Cultivating immortals?"

  "He wanted to ask Pan Xiu out to play today, but he found out that Pan Xiu was having a hot and hot relationship with a junior in our department. It was very ambiguous, and..."

  "Stop, stop, stop."

  Jiang Qin immediately stopped him from speaking, with a righteous face: "Old Ren must be feeling very sad now, and you still want to help him recall it again. This is very immoral!"

  Zhou Chao shut up immediately after listening, and Ren Ziqiang gave him a grateful look.

  It is not shameful to like someone, but anyone would feel uncomfortable if they see the person they like being hooked up with another man and then being teased by their roommates.

  Jiang Qin changed his clothes, turned on his computer, entered the administrator backend and started checking the website. →

  Shi Miaomiao had already obtained an account and started serializing her original novel, with an initial release of 30,000 words. However, because the platform had no real users, she did not receive any feedback.

  In addition, the literary club led by Dong Wenhao has opened an internal account and is uploading manuscripts one after another.

  The most awesome one is Cao Guangyu, who obviously doesn't take any money, but his series "My Simple Life as a Rich Second Generation" has been updated to the 35th post.

  Jiang Qin clicked on it and took a quick look.

  Cao Guangyu, the Dogecoin, is no longer satisfied with showing off in real life, and has started stealing pictures from the Internet to show off.

  In the red wine tasting section, Lao Cao said that Lafite is the younger brother, and he usually drinks it by the bottle. A real man should drink Romanee-Conti, the most premium red wine produced by the oldest winery in France.

  In the article about famous watches, Lao Cao said that Rolex is only worn by the rich. He usually likes to buy Patek Philippe and he likes the GG name of Patek Philippe even more. No one can own Patek Philippe, it is just kept for the next generation.

  In the chapter about the campus belle girlfriend, Lao Cao said that he was pursued madly by the campus belle in high school and he was very distressed because he liked his own cute little girl who was as pretty as a fairy more. However, the campus belle kept pestering him and refused to let go. He asked for help from netizens online about what he should do.

  Jiang Qin was slightly stunned and thought to himself, why the hell am I looking in the mirror again?

  "Lao Jiang, when will this website be able to post videos? I want to upload a fitness video showing my abdominal muscles." Cao Guangyu suddenly turned his head.

  Jiang Qin was stunned: "You have abdominal muscles?"

  "I have hands, you can download them. 𝟨𝟫𝒔𝒉𝒖𝒙.𝒄𝒐𝒎"

  "Oh, you mix Chinese and English, you are really pretentious. Let's wait for the video function, it's still under development."

  Cao Guangyu pursed his lips, looking a little regretful. He couldn't post videos, and his pretentiousness could never reach its peak.

  Jiang Qin ignored him and turned to check the background data. As he was looking, he suddenly found a real person account that was registered a minute ago - the magic-eyed girl Feng Nanshu.

  "?"

  Oh, by the way, during dinner, someone asked their roommates to help experience the website. Feng Nanshu probably took it to heart, so she registered an account as soon as she got home.

  Jiang Qin crossed his legs, drank Coke and stared at the screen, intending to see what the rich lady was going to post.

  This is the Internet, and for those with the privilege to do so, no Internet user has any right to privacy online.

  What's hidden, invisible to someone, visible only to oneself, etc., are all bullshit, in the eyes of the administrator, they are all meaningless.

  Feng Nanshu, the girl with magic eyes: "What should I do if I'm a little afraid of people?"

  After triggering the keyword "What should I do", the automatic reply program immediately took effect.

  Reply 1: "Don't worry, you're so great, you can do it! Come on!"

  Reply 2: "Believe in yourself and don't hesitate!"

  Magic Eye Girl Feng Nanshu: "What should I do if I'm not very good at chatting with people?"

  Reply 1: "Don't worry, you're so great, you can do it! Come on!"

  Reply 2: "Believe in yourself and don't hesitate!"

  Seeing this scene, Jiang Qin's Coke almost sprayed out of his nostrils.

  He discovered that these panaceas of automatic replies actually had an obvious loophole, which was that triggering the same keyword continuously would produce almost the same answer.

  This won't work. Sunai must fix it before the promotion.

  At the same time, the rich lady was still posting and asking questions, and she didn't seem to notice anything strange about the replies, or maybe she hadn't seen the reply yet because of a system delay.

  Feng Nanshu, the girl with magic eyes: "What should I do if I want to go out with a boy every day?"

  Feng Nanshu, the girl with magic eyes: "Why do I feel itchy inside when I go out with a boy?"

  Seeing this, Jiang Qin suddenly put down his crossed legs, his eyes were slightly stunned, and there seemed to be an inexplicable feeling in his heart, which made him feel a little restless.

  Magic Eyes Girl Feng Nanshu: "Can good friends live together for a lifetime?"

  Feng Nanshu, the girl with the magic eyes: "Do you think the name Jiang Qin is nice?"

  After the latest two questions appeared, Feng Nanshu seemed to realize that there was something wrong with the website's response, so she never asked any new questions.

  Jiang Qin looked at those questions and couldn't help but smile softly. Then he was slightly confused for a while, and quickly ignored the ripples in his heart.

  Don't even talk about love. Making money is the most important thing. Don't think about those messy things.

  Jiang Qin opened QQ and reported the problem he had just discovered to Su Nai, asking her to modify the automatic reply to avoid generating the same reply after the keywords were triggered continuously.

  After the chat, Jiang Qin planned to turn off the computer and go to sleep, but he found that Feng Nanshu's account was lit up again.

  Feng Nanshu, the girl with the magic eyes: "Can you tell me what love is?"

  Jiang Qin's breathing stagnated slightly and he immediately turned off the computer.

  It's over. The seal on my heart seems to have loosened.

  No, no, I must find some cement to seal the heart.

  "Old Zhou, tell me what Ren Ziqiang encountered just now. The more detailed the better, the more heartbreaking the better!"

  Ren Ziqiang raised his head suddenly, his whole face turned green: "I'm so fucking sad, Old Jiang, do you have the nerve to do this? It's immoral!"

  Jiang Qin spat at him: "Did you think about morality when you told Pan Xiu that I was chasing someone for three years? Hurry up, Old Zhou, hurry up!" "

  Okay!" Zhou Chao felt super excited.

  He is from the south and has a strong accent, but you know what, this accent makes for quite interesting storytelling.

  According to him, Ren Ziqiang sprayed half a pound of gel water this morning and mustered up the courage to ask Pan Xiu out to play. As a result, when they just arrived at the bottom of the girls' dormitory building, he saw Pan Xiu and a senior student playing and fighting at the door, talking and laughing, and their shoulder straps were almost exposed.

  Ren Ziqiang became depressed at that time. He started smoking desperately when he returned to the dormitory, making the whole dormitory seem like it was on fire.

  "Pan Xiu is great. The military training isn't over yet, and you even know the seniors?"

  Jiang Qin felt stable after hearing this. His heart was sealed. Love is indeed a fantasy, and making money is the right way to go.

  It's really cool!

  Let Lao Zhou explain it again tomorrow morning, and I guess I'll be energetic the whole day