Calyx had barely started walking again dusting off his scorched hoodie, knuckles cracking idly as the first crack of thunder split the sky like the opening of an opera.
"Calyx…"
A voice thundered across existence. It didn't echo it commanded all sound. The clouds twisted, the stars realigned, and the wind stilled like reality itself held its breath.
From the heavens descended a figure of pure myth: Zeus, god of lightning, king of Olympus, draped in war armor crafted from living storms and golden dread. His beard crackled with electricity; his eyes burned with divine judgment.
"You've lived too long. Died too little."
Calyx sighed. "Another one?"
Before his words could finish, the sky tore open with a thousand bolts each one enough to split moons. Calyx dodged the first two, adapted to the next five, and absorbed the eighth. By the ninth, he was already evolving.
That's when the second presence made itself known.
From a distant rift beyond dimensions, where raw concepts are shaped like metal and fire, walked a figure cloaked in sparks and hammersong
Beuh Karl Obsidianforge.
The Blacksmith of the Multiverse.
The one who made weapons that kill immortals.
Negate regeneration.
Ignore all durability, time, and logic.
And today, he brought his final weapon.
It was no ordinary blade.
Forged in the breath of dying dimensions and cooled in the tears of gods, it pulsed with something older than time a sword designed not to cut, but to contain.
It was shaped like an executioner's lance, fused with the seal of every major pantheon: divine script spiraling down the hilt, runes etched in Forbidden Tongues, and at its center, an empty crystal core.
Zeus held Calyx down with crackling chains of godly voltage, each forged from Olympus's core lightning. Even Calyx struggled his adaptive body stuttered under the sheer divinity.
Then Beuh approached silently.
For a second, the two locked eyes.
Calyx stared at him. "You're the blacksmith..."
Beuh nodded solemnly. "I make doors. Today, you're becoming one."
With a swing that echoed across realities, Beuh brought the sword down.
Not to kill.
But to seal.
The weapon pierced through Calyx's chest, not drawing blood but converting him.
His body calcified instantly, veins becoming molten steel, flesh replaced with sacred obsidian. His eyes froze in mid blink, still glowing faintly.
Calyx, the man who fought Hell and got kicked out,
who laughed in Satan's face and punched his way through eternity,
was now stone.
The final strike shattered the hilt, embedding the sword in a slab of blackened marble the shaft of the weapon now his body, his essence fused into its core.
The multiversal blade, now sealed and humming with terrible power, was taken away by Beuh himself.
He said nothing.
Zeus only looked at the sky, muttered, "May he never wake," and disappeared in a thunderclap.
And so, in a vault buried beneath layered timelines and guarded by forgotten entities…
There rests a sword.
A statue.
A prison.
The Weapon of Endless War.
Formerly known as Calyx.