Chapter 82: An Astonishing Training

The next day, at the Konoha training ground.

"Good," said Kaze, looking at the little guys standing upright in front of him and nodding in satisfaction.

"Alright, kids. Today, I'll teach you some survival rules in the ninja world. You gotta remember them," Master Kaze added.

These four little guys are all top - notch geniuses. They don't need someone to teach them various Ninjutsu or Taijutsu step by step.

What they really need is a guide to cultivate their tactical thinking and lead them onto the right path.

And that's exactly what Kaze is going to do.

"Rule one: Fight as a group instead of alone. Launch a sneak attack rather than a frontal assault. Attack from the back if possible."

"Rule two: Don't take off your coat when fighting. If you encounter an enemy you can't defeat right away, use poison first and then use the Talk - Jutsu."

"Rule three..."

"Wait, Brother Kaze!" Yahiko couldn't help interrupting Kaze.

"I get the first rule, but I'm lost on the second one," Yahiko said.

"Why can't we take off our clothes when fighting? And what's the Talk - Jutsu?" he asked.

"The Talk - Jutsu is to talk to the enemy about love and justice," Kaze explained seriously.

"It uses phrases like 'To achieve true peace' and 'I can understand you'. It's a way to deceive and persuade the enemy."

"If the enemy is influenced by your Talk - Jutsu, then everyone's happy. If not, then kill him while he's poisoned."

After listening to Kaze's explanation, Nagato couldn't help laughing.

"Brother Kaze, the enemy isn't a fool. How could they be brainwashed by such childish words?"

Well...

Kaze smacked his lips and didn't know how to explain it to Nagato.

"You'll die under Naruto's Talk - Jutsu. I'm telling you this specifically, and you're still laughing here!"

"Anyway, just remember. When you reach my age, you'll naturally understand."

"Rule three: Don't read inappropriate books for kids. Got it, Kakashi?" Kaze said.

Kakashi: "???"

"You guys watch carefully. I'll only demonstrate once. How much you can learn depends on yourselves."

Shikkotsu Forest!

Slug Sage!

The four little guys' breathing quickened, and they immediately responded excitedly.

"Okay, Brother Kaze (Master)!"

The four of them stared at Kaze with wide - open eyes, afraid of missing any crucial details!

"First, we simultaneously concentrate Chakra on our shoulders, hips, and the soles of our feet," Kaze said.

Then they saw Kaze lean against a big tree and stick his whole body to the trunk.

"Then, use these three parts alternately to move your body to the top of the tree," he continued.

As he spoke, Kaze arched his body, using his butt and the soles of his feet to stick to the trunk.

Then he straightened his body, moved his shoulders higher, fixed them, and then arched, straightened, arched, straightened again...

Under the tree.

The eyes of the four were almost splitting with shock, and their facial expressions became even more distorted.

"Brother Kaze looks like a wriggling maggot right now..." Yahiko murmured.

Kakashi just couldn't help bursting out laughing.

Could anyone in their right mind come up with such a posture?

Is this really something a vertebrate can do?

I demand a new teacher!

"The most important thing is, do we really have to do this later?" Konan said painfully.

"I'm afraid so." Nagato sighed heavily.

"I really don't know what we were expecting just now. How could we expect Brother Kaze to come up with a reliable training method..."

They should have known earlier that being outrageous is Brother Kaze's trademark. Damn it!

After reaching the top of the tree, Kaze folded his body again and gracefully climbed down the tree in reverse.

"Damn it, he looks even more like a maggot now!" Yahiko said with a grimace.

"How about it?"

After landing from the tree, Kaze thought he was a genius and said proudly.

"This method can not only exercise your control over Chakra more efficiently, but also train the major muscle groups around the spine at the same time. It's really killing two birds with one stone."

"Is it as amazing as a Bulbasaur munching on Cheetos and entering Mickey's House? How amazing!"

Yahiko forced himself to nod and said with some difficulty.

"Yes, Brother Kaze, your method... is really unique and eye - opening. It leaves us... in awe!"

Clap, clap, clap.

Kaze clapped his hands: "So what are you waiting for? Start training right away!"

"One tree per person. Move it, come on!"

"Yahiko, I hate you!"

Konan glared at Yahiko fiercely and ran to a tree away from the others.

Yahiko felt a bit wronged.

Why are you blaming me instead of Brother Kaze?

The three let out long sighs and each found a tree to start practicing.

After practicing for a while, surprisingly, this method was really good!

Even Kakashi had to admit it was good.

As long as they could become stronger, it seemed that they could accept a strange - looking training method?

"Alright, you guys keep practicing here. I'll come back later to check your progress."

After Kaze lazily gave the instructions, he skipped training openly.

He has an appointment with someone today.

In a high - end teahouse in Konoha.

Kaze walked into a private room with ease and joked with a smile.

"Clan Head Fugaku, you're always up to your neck in business. What's the matter with asking me here today?"

"You guy."

In front of the tea table, a man with short black hair smiled helplessly. The tear troughs on his face were as deep as nasolabial folds.

Yes, the person who invited Kaze out was Fugaku, the first - generation womanizer in the ninja world.

Since Fugaku got married, the two of them had interacted with each other and gradually got to know each other well.

Sarutobi Nagare had quite a few complaints about this situation. He reported to Hiruzen several times, saying that the Shimura clan was in cahoots with the Uchiha and they should be on guard.

However, Hiruzen not only didn't take it seriously but also smilingly encouraged Nagare to get involved and make more friends.

Collude with the Uchiha?

What a joke!

Is there anyone in the world who knows Tanzō better than him?

If you tell Hiruzen that Tanzō can use Wood Release and activate the Sharingan, which is such nonsense, he might actually believe it.

But if you say he colludes with the Uchiha?

Absolutely impossible!

After several attempts with no result, Nagare had no choice but to give up reporting.

"This time I've really got something to ask you for help with." Fugaku stood up, brewed a cup of tea for Kaze, and said earnestly.

Kaze was a little surprised when he heard this: "Oh, what's the matter?"

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