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Kenta Shibasaki was your average, hopelessly dumb high schooler — until he died in the world’s stupidest accident.

Reborn in the desolate wasteland of Hueco Mundo as a hollow, his future looked grim… until a bizarre system appeared. This strange power grants him Evolution Points (EP) for doing the most ridiculous, idiotic things imaginable. From talking to rocks to challenging cacti to duels, Kenta’s absurd antics somehow make him stronger.

Armed with nothing but sheer stupidity and an unbreakable will, Kenta sets his sights on the impossible: to evolve into a Vasto Lorde and survive this brutal world of monsters and madness.

In a land where only the strong survive, one boneheaded fool might just rise to the top.

I Died and Became a Hollow, But I Get Stronger by Being an Idiot

Today, I decided it was finally time to practice my Cero properly.

Not because I wanted to get stronger — but because I figured if I could make it into a weird shape, it'd look cool.

I aimed my hand at a random rock in the distance.

(Translation: Watch this, Aizen! I'm gonna write my name with Cero!)

A wild, unstable red beam shot out from my mouth.

I didn't even manage to aim properly.

It hit a nearby Adjuchas who happened to be minding his own business.

The Adjuchas slowly turned around, half his mask cracked, glaring at me.

[CURRENT EP: 999,795 / 1,000,000]

And like any proud, towering Gillian idiot — I did what I always do.

(Translation: He did it!! It was him!! Look at his smug dog face!)

[CURRENT EP: 999,945 / 1,000,000]

"You think I'm an idiot? That weak dog can't fire a—"

Before he finished, a brilliant blue light erupted from Aizen's mouth.

A blue Cero. Massive. Furious. Easily 100 times stronger than mine.

I could only stare, eyes wide, jaw hanging.

The blast vaporized half the Adjuchas' body instantly.

A crater appeared where he once stood, his lower half remaining, twitching in the sand.

The brainless mutt who I thought was a dumb Hollow dog…

was an Adjuchas. A powerful one.

He wagged his tail, panting, tongue out like it was nothing.

I was so shocked I almost ran off without him.

(Translation: Oh crap, Aizen! Come on!!)

The half-eaten Adjuchas glared at me with what remained of his face.

(Translation: Why didn't you believe me…?)

Or, you know, as much of a boss as a 6-story idiot Gillian can be.

[CURRENT EP: 1,000,000 / 1,000,000]

[SYSTEM NOTIFICATION]

Congratulations! EP cap reached. Evolution Available.

Chapter 39: The Blame Game and the Dog’s True Nature