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In a world where might makes right and sects rise and fall like fireworks, Li Qingyu — a transmigrated shut-in — wakes up as the “Sect Master” of a mountain shack with no disciples, no funding, and a signboard that falls over in the wind.

Luckily, he has the [Heavenly Sect System], which rewards him for missions like:

Recruit weirdos, Annoy rival sects,Tame other sect  elders

With sarcasm in his heart and poverty in his wallet, Li Qingyu sets out to build the most powerful (and most ridiculous) sect the world has ever seen.

From humiliating arrogant young masters with budget martial arts, to accepting rogue elders who’ve had enough of strict rules, the Eternal Radiance Divine Sect grows — one misfit at a time.

Enemies mock them. Rivals spy on them. But one by one, they’ll all ask the same question:

“How the hell is this chaotic sect rising so fast?!”

Heaven’s Most Chaotic Sect

Morning in the Eternal Radiance Divine Sect.

Li Qingyu stretched lazily under the warm sun. Life was good. The sect was stable. They had food. No one was trying to kill them this week.

But of course, the system refused to let him enjoy peace.

[Ding! Daily Mission Triggered: 'Reinforce Sect Morale.'] [Objective: Host a ridiculous yet effective training mission.] [Reward: Sect Morale +3, Random Low-Grade Mystery Reward.]

'Ridiculous and effective? Now that's... my specialty.'

He clapped his hands. "Disciples, gather!"

Su Jian, Ziyan, and Hu Daniu appeared immediately, looking both curious and exhausted.

"Of course," Li Qingyu said solemnly. "But this time... it's not ordinary."

He dramatically pointed to the barren training field.

Even Su Jian, the most scholarly, looked lost. "Sect Master... what does farming potatoes have to do with martial arts?"

"You mortals wouldn't understand. This is the 'Heavenly Earth Dao Cultivation'. Those who master it can hear the will of the potatoes."

Ziyan, ever skeptical, narrowed her eyes. "Is this another one of those weird missions, Sect Master?"

Li Qingyu feigned offense. "Weird? This is an ancient cultivation technique! Only true experts can grasp it!"

[Ding! Mission Shared: 'Potato Cultivation Contest'] [Objective: Grow the fattest potato within the day.] [Reward: Sect Morale +3, Loser cleans latrines for a week.]

The disciples all jolted as the mission interface popped into their minds.

But unlike before, they just sighed.

Hu Daniu grinned excitedly. "I'M IN!"

Ziyan sighed but still joined. "If I lose to these fools... I'll exile myself."

And so... the great Eternal Radiance Divine Sect's first-ever 'Potato Cultivation Martial Arts Contest' began.

Daniu chanted nonsense cultivation mantras to his potato patch.

Su Jian used precise spirit energy calculations to optimize soil moisture.

Ziyan... simply stabbed the ground repeatedly, muttering, "Grow or die."

Meanwhile, Li Qingyu sat under a tree, sipping tea, watching his sect make fools of themselves, laughing like an old grandmaster.

An outer disciple passing by whispered, "W-what are they doing?"

Another replied, eyes filled with awe, "Shhh... the Sect Master is tempering them through ancient farming dao. It's... it's beyond our comprehension."

Hu Daniu proudly presented his potato.

Su Jian's was perfectly round but... tiny.

Ziyan's? It was half a potato. She sliced it in half during cultivation.

[Ding! Winner: Hu Daniu.] [Reward Distributed: Sect Morale +3, Random Low-Grade Mystery Reward: Rotten Spirit Chicken Egg.]

"Marvelous! Today, we have earned not just potatoes... but the legendary Rotten Spirit Chicken Egg!"

"...Sect Master, what the hell do we do with that?" Su Jian deadpanned.

Li Qingyu grinned. "Put it on the enemy's doorstep and let them suffer."

And so, Eternal Radiance Divine Sect's name spread again... for being the weirdest sect in the region.

Chapter 18: The Legendary... Potato Farming Mission?!