Lin Ruyun had never expected to be making contingency plans upon transmigration, but here he was. After transmigrating into the popular webnovel [Blind Are the Heaven’s Eyes] as an early-story cannon fodder, whose only significance to the the story was as the protagonist’s first kill, he made four simple guidelines for himself:
1. How to lose 90 kilograms in a month?
2. Stay away form the protagonist and his future harem to avoid an early death.
3. Maybe hug the protagonist’s thigh, become a loyal younger brother and enjoy free benefits along the way as the protagonist grows stronger?
Lin Ruyun had thought it would be pretty straightforward. Help make the protagonist’s tragic life a little less tragic, maybe even do some secret meddling to help drive the plot. But fate, like always, seemed to be playing tricks on him.
Pressed up against the wall, caged in by the protagonist’s arms, Lin Ruyun looked up in fear and confusion.
Shen He: Lin Ruyun, will you stop trying to seduce me?
Lin Ruyun: W-what?