"That idiot Naruto, doesn't he know that age is the biggest secret for a woman?"
Jiraiya covered his face, utterly speechless, then glanced at Namikaze Minato beside him and said, "Minato, how could you, as a father, not teach him something like this?"
Namikaze Minato's cheek twitched slightly. "Jiraiya-sensei, have you forgotten? I died even earlier than you!"
Jiraiya suddenly remembered and scratched his head. "Ah, right. Guess it's my fault as his teacher for not teaching him!"
Just as everyone around had guessed, when Ōtsutsuki Kaguya heard Uzumaki Naruto call her a "super granny," her face darkened instantly. She growled, "You little brat, what did you just call me?!"
Yet, Uzumaki Naruto himself still hadn't realized his mistake.
He had just heard that Ōtsutsuki Kaguya was a figure from over a thousand years ago, the mother of the legendary Sage of Six Paths. Since the Sage of Six Paths was an old man, someone even older than him must be a "super granny," right?
When Kaguya questioned him, Naruto thought she might be hard of hearing due to her age, so he raised his voice and shouted, "I said, we'll definitely defeat you, super granny!"
For a moment, the entire battlefield fell into dead silence.
Countless exasperated and pitying eyes turned toward Uzumaki Naruto.
Even Uchiha Sasuke, who stood beside Naruto and wasn't exactly known for his emotional intelligence, paled instantly.
"Naruto, shut up!" Uchiha Sasuke yelled.
But it was too late.
BOOM!
A terrifying pressure erupted from Ōtsutsuki Kaguya's body like a volcanic explosion, instantly engulfing everyone present and making them feel as if they were suffocating!
At the same time, a furious roar burst from Kaguya's lips: "Die, you little brat!"
Feeling her overwhelming rage, both Namikaze Minato and Jiraiya's expressions changed drastically.
Though they were deeply fearful of Kaguya, to save Naruto, they charged forward without hesitation.
"Flying Thunder God Technique!"
"Sage Mode!"
Both unleashed their signature techniques, coordinating flawlessly.
But—
"Hair Needle Jizo!"
Kaguya's silver hair suddenly transformed into sharp thorns, instantly piercing through Minato, Jiraiya, and even Tsunade and the others who had rushed to help.
Minato and Jiraiya, being reanimated bodies, were turned into sieves, while the living, like Sakura, barely managed to dodge.
After clearing all obstacles, Kaguya finally turned her full attention to Uzumaki Naruto—and Uchiha Sasuke, who was unlucky enough to be caught in her line of fire.
"Eighty Gods Vacuum Fist!"
This time, Kaguya's attack was far more terrifying than before, as if she truly intended to crush Naruto and Sasuke into dust!
"Nine-Tails Chakra Mode! Sage Mode!"
"Susanoo!"
Both Naruto and Sasuke sensed the deadly threat and immediately activated their strongest defenses.
But unlike in the original timeline, they hadn't died unexpectedly and met the Sage of Six Paths. Their current strength was far weaker than when they had faced Kaguya in the original story. Even Six Paths Madara could easily suppress them, let alone Ōtsutsuki Kaguya now.
So—
BOOM!
Both Naruto's Nine-Tails Chakra Mode and Sasuke's Susanoo shattered instantly, sending them flying and crashing to the ground.
Fortunately, their defenses had absorbed most of the attack's force. Though they were severely injured and coughing up blood, they weren't killed outright.
But Kaguya wasn't done. She lunged forward again, intent on finishing them off.
"Naruto!"
"Sasuke!"
Panicked shouts erupted from all around, but no one could reach them in time.
No—two people did.
At the critical moment—
WHOOSH!
WHOOSH!
Two massive figures descended like mountains!
One was Uchiha Madara's Perfect Susanoo, and the other was Hashirama Senju's Sage Art: Wood Release — True Several Thousand Hands!
They stood like towering barriers between Kaguya and the two young shinobi.
"Move!"
Kaguya immediately attacked them.
BOOM!
A terrifying pressure surged toward Madara and Hashirama, bypassing their massive constructs and directly targeting them.
Clearly, Kaguya intended to force them back so she could continue her pursuit of Naruto and Sasuke.
Her pressure was far more overwhelming than anything seen in the original story. Even those who weren't her main targets were sent flying just from the aftershocks!
But against Uchiha Madara and Hashirama Senju, her pressure failed to push them back.
Because, at the last second, they unleashed a power they had learned in the world of One Piece.
"Conqueror's Haki!"
BOOM!
Two different forms of pressure clashed violently in midair!
Madara and Hashirama, working together, combined their Conqueror's Haki and overpowered Kaguya's pressure!
Kaguya finally halted, staring at them in shock. "What… is this power?"
Her question seemed directed at them—but also at Black Zetsu, hidden in her sleeve.
Yet Black Zetsu was just as confused. How could he possibly know?
Before they could react, Madara and Hashirama launched their counterattack.
"Yasaka Magatama!"
"Top Buddha Transformation!"
Seeing their overwhelming assault, Kaguya's eyes turned even colder. She recognized them—Madara and Hashirama were also reincarnations of Indra and Asura's chakra.
At that moment, memories of being sealed by her own sons resurfaced.
Rage surged through her veins.
Two gray bones emerged from her palms.
"All-Killing Ash Bones!"
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