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## "Moms in the Outfield" - Ultimate Baseball Parody



**Verse 1:**

These moms are holy terrors, with halos made of spite

Sliding into baseball like their minivan's in flight

Half angel, half demon, pure maternal rage

Gonna show these little punks how to play on THIS stage!



**Chorus:**

Moms in the outfield! (Hallelujah!)

Sinning with each perfect steal

Moms in the outfield! (Praise be!)

Making pediatricians squeal!



**Verse 2:**

Karen's got more attitude than Heaven's top recruit

Her wine-fueled baseball skills are absolutely CUTE

Throwing shade and fastballs with supernatural grace

Making little league coaches run right off the base!



**Bridge:**

Who needs divine intervention? These moms are pure HELL

Embarrassing their children with each miraculous spell

Soccer mom by morning, baseball demon by noon

Crushing dreams and baseballs - NOBODY MESS WITH THIS TUNE!



*Epic mom mic drop*